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US man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches fundraiser for enlargement surgery (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 3 months ago* by aarch0x40@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, unnecessary surgery around all those nerve endings sounds crazy.

Congratulations on your new 14 inch wang, no feeling.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Yeah... I don't think they can add nerves or whatever tissue your the dick is made out of.... I wouldn't think the end result could be all that functional. Who gives a shit about aesthetics if you can't cum...

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[–] PanGodofPanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

They can't add nerves, but they can connect existing ones assuming there's an effective technique for the structure (probably not when you're going for something this....inhuman)

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