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You just gave me the worst idea for a comic super hero.
He's a homeless guy who masterbates better than anyone on earth. And when he sprays you with cum from his 3 foot long penis, the power needed to blast his cum out, pressurizes it. So when it shoots out, it shoots out with enough force to knock you back.
So he's hiding in allys and shooting his jizz at people who try to attack the homeless. And his jizz knocks them back into brick walls, and his jizz is thick and sticky enough that they stay stuck to the wall, while he slinks back into the shadows of the ally.
I call him......Spooder-Man!
I think you managed to lose my mind with this comment.
Spooder-Man is a diabolical name.
Those drugs you're on seem fun!
Who's his arch nemesis though?
Spooderman already exists and has a movie :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYNqQxhVMbs
Firehoser.