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[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 75 points 3 weeks ago

I’m not your buddy, guy.

[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 43 points 3 weeks ago
[-] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not your friend, chum.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not your chum, mate.

[-] webpack@ani.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

I ain't your friend, acquaintance

[-] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

We ain't acquaintances, bro

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You're goddamn right I do

[-] OR3X@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago

TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Tiral@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

This isn't even Midwestern, it's like Wisconsin and Minnesota.

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[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago

0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit

[-] volore@scribe.disroot.org 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

0.1: Listen up, chucklefuck

[-] starik@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

0.08: Them’s fightin’ words

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago

Where's the classic "Why I oughtta"?

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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Better to just say Midwestern.

Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads...

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[-] darkmogool@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago

According this list: I'm not white

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

For England:

  • alright mate
  • calm down
  • are you havin' a laugh?
  • u wot?
  • listen, knobhead
  • u fuckin' wot mate?
[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Are you havin a laugh is criminally underrated

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

My son always says “ok pal” he’s 18 going on 65

[-] salty_chief@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve been white for 45 years now and have never heard anyone use any of these. I have seen racist people on TV use these terms to label them as white people terms. I mean racism is racism no matter skin color.

[-] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I've heard all of these lots... Regional differences? They're certainly popular in entertainment too

And the "white anger" bit is clearly a joke

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You're in the minority. Also, racial humor and racist humor are two different things.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Here come the magic words:

American Midwest

[-] erin@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

What part of this is racist?

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Lol. This isn't white people, it's old people.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Alright bucko

[-] aaaa@piefed.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Okay, but "dude, what the fuck" should be up there

[-] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago

There's a different one for stoners.

  1. What?
  2. Man.
  3. Come on man.
  4. Not cool.
  5. Dude, what the fuck
  6. Major vibe clash, you should chill with your other friends today.
[-] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Same with Australia

  1. Oi
  2. Oi mate
  3. Oi arsehole
  4. Oi cunt
  5. Oi shitcunt
  6. Right cunt let’s go

Edited, twice, looks like voyager doesn’t want to play

[-] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

You forgot the Standard disclaimer that these can all be used interchangably as terms of endearment too.

[-] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Indeed I did and indeed they can.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

I feel personally attacked.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

I'm personally attacking you

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 weeks ago

At least the feeling is justified, then.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Now bring me a shrubbery

[-] Catalyst_A@quokk.au 7 points 3 weeks ago

"You're crusin' for a bruisin'!"

[-] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I go straight to “excuse me??”

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I like a very stern "what's up" if its a stranger.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh my stars and garters

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

What about "hey! Fucko!" I've never heard anyone say that. So far.

[-] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 weeks ago

usually the bullet hits you before you can hear it

[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Now, see here!

[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You forgot Bless your heart.

Bless your hearrrrtt.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Said by a man called Clem.

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