No no, this makes sense, you literally need to cheat.

But that is how CEO assholes work (or try to until they can't get away with it)

Source: worked with nearly a dozen CEOs of various size companies

To be fair, though, if you were in a game of chess where you could make 10 moves for every one move your opponent makes, it would be really easy to win that game of chess.

But he's correct. If you're rich enough you can bribe all the seconds, then you can make extra moves and irregular moves. Heck, you can just have all the seconds declare you victor.

For extra points, hire guys with guns to make sure everyone at the tournament agrees with your rules.

This is the state of modern neoliberal capitalism from the view of billionaire oligarchs and multi-national conglomerate corporations.

I don't want to ruin this meme, but he's saying a real thing in a confusing way. You have to think 10 moves ahead of your opponent and also the repercussions of each move at every step.

Alpha in the software sense: pre-release, lots of bugs, definitely not ready for production, sale, or wide public viewing.

I gave up on playing chess. The game has become such a metaphor, such a fetish symbol for intellect, so every dude "knows how to play", but won't risk the humiliation of loss, and therefore won't play. I don't enjoy online chess, so I just don't get to play.

I hear you can cheat at chess by sticking a vibrator in your ass.

Maybe that's what the rich CEOs are doing to win

It's called tempo, you sub-1800ers /s

Well instead of "make" it should be "think" and it would be fine, you fool

Read between the lines: they're saying that they have to cheat to win.

I "know" how to play chess but when I try to play against a computer I constantly get reminded I can't move my piece there because I would be putting myself in check.

Pretty sure I've only won 2 chess games in my life. ..... Against someone at my level.

Business is like Start Craft 2, you gotta raise your APM if you want to beat the Korean pros

If you told me this before, I would be winning every game of chess I played

If he said "do them in your head" it would have made more sense lol

This explains SO much about their thinking.

is this from Trump's book?

After the first check you just eat their king