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[–] 160 points 3 months ago (40 children)

Meanwhile, a German influencer named Freddy, who keeps his face hidden on X, recently went viral with his hilarious and enthusiastic reactions to trying fast food staples like Taco Bell, Waffle House and Buc-ee’s.

Aside from calling Taco Bell “the holy land,” he shared a picture of his chicken and fries platter from Raising Cane’s and wrote, “lives were changed. The soccer fan was undeniably impressed by Waffle House, writing about his 1 a.m. visit: “Great food, great prices, and friendly staff. 10/10, we will be coming back.”

Brother, if Taco Bell got you that excited you should try the real stuff. If you’re at a match in the US where any Latin American country is playing I guarantee there is an abuela in the parking lot/on the sidewalk selling food out of a cooler that will explode your European palate and send you directly to heaven.

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  • [–] 85 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    He's from Germany. 

    Anything less bland than an American chain might kill him.

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  • [–] 40 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    Raising Cane's

    Ugh. even within the limited circle of fast-food and fast-casual chicken finger franchises, Cane's is bland nonsense. Fried chicken as interpreted by a Star Trek replicator, and not one from the Enterprise, but the Cerritos.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    You take that back!

    The cerritos officers replicators have spicy mayo!

    Starfleet wouldn't even curse the lower deckers with cane's chicken.

    I swear they are only kept afloat by how quick they sling the chicken out, and their toast. It's like people don't know how to make their own toast...

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Their sauce is okay (I prefer Layne's), but that's good because it's fuckin' necessary, since I think somebody saw a recipe for the batter that included a pinch of black pepper and said , "Whoa there motherfucker! We ain't makin' ethnic food here!"

    Admittedly, when the Cane's comes out it does always look very sanitary and photo-ready. Like, I don't feel like I'm gonna get Salmonella from eating there, but it's just so joyless.

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  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Brother, if Taco Bell got you that excited you should try the real stuff. If you’re at a match in the US where any Latin American country is playing I guarantee there is an abuela in the parking lot/on the sidewalk selling food out of a cooler that will explode your European palate and send you directly to heaven.

    I hate when people say this, because they clearly don't actually understand the Taco Bell dynamic. They assume it's trying to be something it isn't.

    Taco Bell is not Mexican food, and they do not claim to be Mexican Food. Their items are vaguely latin-inspired, and they generally use the same 5 or so ingredients that most Mexican food uses in various shapes and sizes, but nowhere on their marketing or website will you find a claim that they make Mexican food. They don't claim to, and they don't claim to be authentic. Expecting that or even comparing it to that, is disingenuous at best, and actively stupid at worst.

    Taco Bell is its own thing. I'm in Arizona, there's Mexican food literally on every corner. Most good, some excellent, very little bad, because it just doesn't aurvive. Yet 9/10 people I see at Taco Bell are some flavor of Hispanic. There's a reason they go there, and it's not because they want Mexican food.

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    The whole point is we have authentic food from most countries available to us in Europe. Immigrants and cultures mixing is not unique to the US. What we don't have is all the big chain fast food that we see on tv, but have never tasted. We get excited because we get to try "authentic american" fast food.

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    [–] 65 points 3 months ago (16 children)

    All these posts make it sound like people just discovered the US for the first time ever. It’s just clickbait/trend bandwagoning.

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    [–] 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (15 children)

    You can make it yourself for a fraction of even the price of the packets.

    Just made a small batch for wings. It's much better than anything store bought.

    Hidden Valley Original Ranch Dressing Clone

    1 cup mayonnaise
    1/2 cup buttermilk (Greek yogurt works fine)
    Dried Parsley Flakes
    Ground Black Pepper
    Msg (optional)
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 teaspoon garlic powder
    1 tablespoon onion powder
    Dried Thyme
    

    I like to add a touch of dried dill or dill seed also. Edit: also lemon juice or a touch of rice vinegar.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    One potential problem: I don’t know how it is in the rest of Europe, but in France basically all mayonnaise includes Dijon mustard, so you can’t just use it straight in an American recipe. I did usually see at least one brand labeled “American mayonnaise” that did not include mustard, but people would need to be aware of the difference.

    I’d be curious to know if mayonnaise more or less always included mustard and it was for some reason stripped out of the recipe that made its way to the US (my guess would be the British having some role), or if mustard was a later addition to the French recipe after it had already crossed the Atlantic.

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    [–] 37 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I'm loving the cultural exchange the world cup is providing, euros now understand why we're so fat when the food's this fire!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    And we're smack dab between 2 places known for slow cooking in fat. Ffs we got heavy French plus a harsh winter to the north, and mfers who bury half a pig for a day in hot coals to the south!

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    [–] 33 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 29 points 3 months ago

    Fuck that, we put ranch through dialysis machines.

    Fuckin’ chug your ranch, godspeed!

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Wait until they find out ranch makes great lube.

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    Don't tell me what to do you're not my real dad

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (10 children)
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    [–] 16 points 3 months ago*

    I remember the first time I had ranch dressing at a friend's house, I couldn't wait to come home and tell my mom there was something other than oil and vinegar for salad.

    Turns out she already knew that. We didn't have ranch dressing because of something called "too expensive." Can you believe that?

    Man, she pulled that excuse out for everything.

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    [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    Hope they’re not buying g the shelf stable bottles after falling in love at a restaurant. They will be sorely disappointed when they get home…

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    [–] 10 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    I might be crazy, but I feel like I am the only one who dislikes ranch. Its just so bland and always prefer blue cheese. I mostly only have it with wings anyway. There is a place by me that does mexican food and im pretty sure they give me ranch with this chicken appatizer, but its filled with dill and tastes great. If it was a variation of ranch then there is definetly hope for it! Just to bland on its own and cant figure out what all the rage is for it.

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    [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    This definitely fits in NotTheFrenchOnion

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    also, finally an article whose body is oniony!

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