reminds me of that thing Parenti usually throws out as an aside about how making common cause with the disenfranchised, disempowered, and materially insecure peoples is characterized by the hegemon as some kind of sneaky, duplicitous move to seize power... though how one actually receives power in this way is never explained.

Hamas has lobbyists and high ranking politicians spread throughout the world. There are right wing fanatical religious movements in different countries supporting Hamas. Hamas has broad support in the West and in Western media. Meanwhile, the Global South broadly condemns Hamas and supports…

wait sorry I got it flipped, that’s all Zionism

Finally, Zionist QAnon

going full "The Protocols of the Elders of Hamas" with this rhetoric

I feel like the onion did a "you, yourself, at your home, are hamas" bit that i cant find, but i also cannot distinguish parody from reality, so...

I don't claim to know exactly what Hamas has and hasn't done to Israel. All I know is that Hamas definitely fucked this guy's mom.

I cannot conceive of a comedy writer writing this and not realizing it sounds like they're doing a bit.

*borat voice* NOT!

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Literally doing the bit about Jews in Borat but switching in Palestinians and their supporters.

"And worst of all, he could be any one of us. He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be..."

Maybe the real Hamas were the friends we made along the way

Fox news? Hamas. Dell computers? Hamas. Your mom's potato salad? Believe it or not, Hamas.

This must be a bit. Please be a bit.

Can't wait for Borat 3 making fun of how paranoid schizophrenic and insane the media is just taking Borat's wild bullshit stories at face value.

Itza true my nana told me when I was child! Whena I wasa teen shea said not to look at pretty girl or khummus appear in the pants. No one wants khummus in the pants.

Do a search for “oscar nominated” on this guy’s feed for a laugh.

he sounds like a guy that ends up being interviewed by borat

we are all hamas on this blessed day

*one of nine writers on Borat 2

Borat 2: Electric Borataloo

my wife!

(she is also an undercover Hamas agent)

I read this as satire

It does sound like the kind of over the top parody of antisemitic conspiracy theories you would expect to find in a Borat movie.

Ok, but you do get that if I just accept all of this as true it does make Hamas into the most impressive organization ever? If they can run and coordinate all of these organizations with the resources they currently have, don't you want to see what they could do with full control of the resources of a major Western state?

All thirty third party witnesses are lying your honor.

The defendant is innocent. He even said so!

I assume he's been ironic to diss on Zionists, but I honestly can't tell anymore.