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Shia LaBeouf pleads guilty to battery charges over New Orleans bar incident
(www.theguardian.com)
Did he just do it?
Wait! He isn't dead!
Shia Surprise, there's a gun to your head,
and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu!
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf!
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf!
You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf!
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg.
He's dodging every swipe,
he parries to the left.
You counter to the right,
you catch him in the neck.
You're chopping off his head now!
You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf!
He looks like he's gonna to teach me how to post quality comments on the Internet with impeccable etiquette
He also alleged to Channel 5 that “three gay dudes [were] next to me, touching my leg”, before the violence preceding his arrest.
“I [got] scared,” LaBeouf added. “I’m sorry – if that’s homophobic, then I’m that.”
Alternate headline, "Self admitted homophobe Shia LaBeouf doubles down on homophobia after assaulting three men."
Everything old is new again.
I mean he also shouted the f slur at them and they got it on video
Swap scared for hot and then guilty
No. But the men were likely not actually touching him.
Thats a hard 39, wtf is he doing to himself
...like physically? I'm a year younger and my hair is the same colour/I've been enjoying having a moustache.
Shia does a lot more drinking than I do but he's also in better shape.
I shudder to think what you'd say about me if you think that's a hard 39.
He kinda looks like Hunter Biden a lil from this angle
Getting arrested for bar fights apparently
JFC!! I don’t realize he and I were the same age wow he must be living hard
I still get carded and i near enough his decade
As a non-native speaker, I was confused about the battery charging.
"Assault" is a threat or attempt to harm someone. "Battery" is actually physical contact. Being "charged" in this context is being officially given criminal consequences, where you will have a court date and go to trial (or make a plea deal before trial).
In some states. This was a common Reddit distinction that isn't true everywhere (but is here).
In Texas, it's assault all the way down. Add a weapon, aggravated assault, etc.
Thanks 💖
I do know the words, I just never read them in that context, so I had to do the brain thing for a while.
It's a specific legal term, most native English speakers get it wrong too, cause it's not used in everyday conversation.
This should clear up any misunderstanding.
I... So many questions.
And all of them answered by the magic of live theatre. You’re WELcome.
Actual asshole Shia LaDouche
We seem to have to change the song now...
"Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (it′s Shia LaBeouf)
Homophobic asshole
Hollywood shouldn't hire Shia LaBeouf"
That's 100% a hate crime, but he won't be punished proportionally because he is a celebrity.
Just been rewatching Parks and Rec for the millionth time, the Shia LaBouf wedding dress/jewellery gags have aged like milk.
Honestly, I think it was a fair guess at the time. Dude was 50/50 on which direction he'd go
https://www.instagram.com/jeffreydamnit/
One of the victims. Who could punch such a generous and giving person? I mean half the posts have Free LSD!
"I'd fuckin kiss him... I'd kiss his feet... .... .... Damn, stop asking me these questions, ANdrew..."
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