Had a very vocal and expressive feist/rat terrier mix once. One day on walkies I definitely heard him singing "signs, signs everywhere signs can't you smell the signs" another time he came within 1/16" of catching a squirrel. He looked up with sadness after it got away and said "i bet they taste just like chicken nuggets"

Had a very intelligent German Shepard once complaining and freaking out because my circuit breaker panel had caught fire. Silly creature warning us we were all going to die.

Oi! My dinner getting wet!

We're a family! Complete with the narcissistic micromanaging lunatics, Favoritism and nepotism, and miserable people willing to throw you under the bus for a chance to be rewarded!

Well if that's the bar I can do 150 trillion wrong calculations!

I'm pretending to read pretend comments about a pretend book about a pretend situation!

Don't kill the king!

Nothing is impossible if you're dedicated!

Hey! Get your own cow!

Taking role play to another level

That's why it's a pyramid