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[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 150 points 2 weeks ago

"He's a person I've known for a long time" is an insane thing to say about your son, and I have a sneaking suspicion it might somehow be a lie.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 66 points 2 weeks ago
[-] TheaJo@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago

It's the same fucking name 😭

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago

There is a strong possibility that he doesn't know which son is getting married

[-] miz@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago

the only reason to say this out loud is if it's not true

[-] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago

My "I've known my son for a long time" shirt is getting a lot of questions answered by my shirt

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 107 points 2 weeks ago

geordi-no Starting Iran war to avoid Epstein files

geordi-yes Starting Iran war to avoid Don Jr.'s wedding

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 65 points 2 weeks ago

Ive known my son a long time.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago

my large son and i go way back

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 74 points 2 weeks ago

"He's a person I've known for a long time."

I guess calling Don Jr. "family" or "my son" would be exaggerating their relationship

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I did some good business with Don Jr. some say he's named after me, is he? Maybe, who knows? trump-anguish

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago

I'd love to know what Trump says about Eric and Jr in private. I think one day Trump is just going to come out and say (or post) "I want Barron after me in the TRUMP DYNASTY." That's a problem because Barron is only 20 and you need to be at least 35 to be president but it won't matter after Trump 3.0.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 48 points 2 weeks ago

Oh he hates his two kids

During the first term, they went out and shot a lion on safari and he called them fucking idiots

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago

The only reason he doesn't hate Barron as much is, ironically, because Barron has had the least interaction with him and is being the least obvious about trying to emulate him.

But I also think it's stupid to expect Barron to somehow come out of all this not just as much of a massive POS as every other Trump.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

He had so little interaction with the kid that Barron had the same accent as his mother when he was a kid, despite living in America. Really funny stuff.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Is Barron evil yet? I look at him and all I see is a kid who'd rather be playing Fortnite. I think he watches Aden Ross at age 20 so the fight over his soul has begun

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If he watches Adin Ross at age 20 we can say with absolute certainty that Barron is an idiot

[-] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

IIRC correctly one of the first Trump family crypto grifts came from Barron and some sleezeball he met at school. So probably already evil

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Wasn't he internet pals with Andrew Tate or some shit?

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I have a vague memory of hearing that too. Maybe not friends, but a fan of his.

[-] RION@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

He's hiding his power level biaoqing-copium

[-] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, it's their second wedding right? Go to the courthouse or vegas or something

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago

if you said this to a liberal they would say "i would love to see a trump in a court house" and look at you like they just said the most radical shit ever

[-] DasRav@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

Trump hating his own children would be sad, if his children didn't all suck so bad.

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

When your gut has a smaller gut.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

I think that dude is boy preggers.

[-] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Looking disgusting, belly button protruding, in his striped shirt before the POTUS.

[-] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

He's one of those entities I have communed with over the span of many, many years.

[-] EdlritchEconomics@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

Dude forgot who he was talking about mid sentence.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

“A Thing Called Iran” he’s such a teenager lmao I hope he told his awful son that, patronized him like that. I hope he goes and ~~he~~ they both hate every minute of it.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago

It really is incredible that the president of the US talks like a catty president teen on tumblr circa 2015.

"It's a little thing called Iran, sweety."

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

I read it like Edward Furlong’s delivery of “She’s not my mom, Todd.” from Terminator 2, one of the greatest snotty teenager lines of all time that lives rent free in my head forever.

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

The "Trump: Triumphal Arch Will be Beautiful" Breaking News; Fox New Alert graphic is the perfect cherry on top.

chefs-kiss

[-] derry@midwest.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

Worst hidden basketball trick ever.

[-] tonyn@piefed.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago

He's in his third trimester

[-] BearerOfPickles@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Came here looking for this

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[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago

who is bro marrying

given his relationship with melania drumpf clearly doesn't think much of marriage

[-] moss_icon@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn’t even give a shit about his own family. Does this turd even have one redeemable quality?

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

I have to put him ahead of other fascists for the sole reason that he's had some incredible posts. "He's a person I've known for a long time" about his own son is another banger, I'm afraid.

[-] christian@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

Does this turd even have one redeemable quality?

Yeah, he doesn't give a shit about the horrible Trump family.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

It's so funny for him to be at the helm of the God and family people. He had that one time where he had a photo op in front of a church and lazily held up the Bible. He can't name a single verse. He won't go to his son's wedding.

If ever you entertained the idea that maybe it is all about these things look at where it gets you: in a conflict on behalf of Israel

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

didn't they tear gas protestors to clear them out for that photo op too?

Edit: yes, yes they did, during the george floyd BLM protests

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yes and he held the Bible upside down lmao

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh good Lord I forgot why the story was so America-core. It's this signature blend of evil and stupid

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 14 points 2 weeks ago

I don't give a shit about his family as well. So we have that in common

[-] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

He is ruining the U$ empire.

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