...wait a minute

I've posted this comic a frightening amount in the last few weeks.

If a woman isn’t insatiable for me I’m not interested

An audible sigh followed by "Fine" or "Sure" = Yes

But the lack of enthusiasm really kills the mood.

Danger: Please don't give anyone the idea that the only way for men to get lucky with a woman is via murder.

Technically, humans are animals so this basically rules out everything except corpses and sentient plants, fungi, and inanimate objects.

Eh ... I'm on the fence about "hesitated yes".

If we're to reducto ad absurdum it, exactly how much hesitation turns a yes to a no? In fractions of a second, please.

Pfft, a simple "Yes" is not exactly enthusiastic consent. I need enthusiastic consent before I even send the first message.

I feel like you're allowed to hesistate and still say a "yes" yes, especially since the "threatened and then said yes" is separate on this. It can be complicated and thought over first, no?

I might get hate for this, but you can still consent when you're drunk, so long as you're not like barely conscious drunk or you're not being manipulated coerced by someone.

dead = no

What about dead animal?

Ok but she's not going to say no because of the implication.

Yeah i have some questions about the animal one...

Dead?

Okay, but the line about "bribed" doesn't sit right with me. We doing SWERF stuff now?