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It's actually that simple.
(thelemmy.club)
...wait a minute
Time to crack open a cold one.
A little piece of heaven, you might call it.
Don't forget the heater
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No, no. This is accurate.
No, I don't think I will
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P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
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I've posted this comic a frightening amount in the last few weeks.
Sexy losers is GREAT! What a deep cut.
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If a woman isn’t insatiable for me I’m not interested
This man fucks
Sounds like you just don't know how to satisfy 🤷♀️
It's a lot less effort to satisfy someone who wishes to be satisfied.
'Insatiable' = "unable to be satisfied"
It was a play on words
Sorry, I am both too elevated and inebriated to have recognized your wordplay
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An audible sigh followed by "Fine" or "Sure" = Yes
But the lack of enthusiasm really kills the mood.
So do the tears. ...wait
Their tears or mine?
By the time I'm done, everyone is crying.
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Danger: Please don't give anyone the idea that the only way for men to get lucky with a woman is via murder.
Well, we weren't going to, but now you just did.
Thanks OP.
murder?? what kind of sick predator do you take me for?
i'm a scavenger thank you
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Technically, humans are animals so this basically rules out everything except corpses and sentient plants, fungi, and inanimate objects.
Where my shroom coomers at
~Cecilia Granata
Oooh, them boletes thicc tho!
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Eh ... I'm on the fence about "hesitated yes".
If we're to reducto ad absurdum it, exactly how much hesitation turns a yes to a no? In fractions of a second, please.
Id say hesitating yes require a proper confirmation. If the person doesn't look sure to you, ask them ?
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Pfft, a simple "Yes" is not exactly enthusiastic consent. I need enthusiastic consent before I even send the first message.
If it's not "Gee golly willikers, yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" with stars in her eyes while she's farting rainbows, then it's a no. /s
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I feel like you're allowed to hesistate and still say a "yes" yes, especially since the "threatened and then said yes" is separate on this. It can be complicated and thought over first, no?
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I might get hate for this, but you can still consent when you're drunk, so long as you're not like barely conscious drunk or you're not being manipulated coerced by someone.
Yeah, as an alcoholic, I don’t think every sexual encounter I’ve had in the past decade or more was mutual rape.
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dead = no
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What about dead animal?
Any fleshlight in a storm
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Dead?
Ok but she's not going to say no because of the implication.
Yeah i have some questions about the animal one...
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Okay, but the line about "bribed" doesn't sit right with me. We doing SWERF stuff now?
Bribes are given as a form of coercion, if it's legit sex work than no bribe is given and both parties are consenting. Just giving someone money or good in trade for a service isn't a bribe.
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