I want a phone as thick as the camera bump. I don't even care if they make use of the extra space, but if you're going to sell a flat rectangle at least make the flat rectangle flat.

Actually, I'm on my second flip phone and I'm not sure i can go back to the regular rectangle anymore, i love these things.

It's a hostile act against pedophiles. If they happen to be in the pedophile files, then that's their fault.

Am I able to fly to the US for like a vacation to Vegas, then self-deport and take home a grand?

It's a pretty bold move to advertise the inclusion of a key logger in your OS.

User choice is an accident. Got it.

I worked really hard at my first year at a big company and didn't take any sick days. During my performance review, I scored 4/5 for attendance, even though I arrived early for every shift and did every overtime opportunity. When I asked my manager, she said it's policy not to hand out 5's because it sends the message that there's no room for improvement.

No one could tell me how I could improve my attendance.

I can't help but think that Microsoft has decided to proceed in some way that will break compatibility, so they're done with Mono now.

I know it's skeptical, but I just have no faith in that company to act in good faith with anything.

Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.

I mean, maybe you shouldn't have let the rhetoric of your party devolve to this point? Maybe you all shouldn't have normalized abuse and violence against elected officials?

Republicans really have no one to blame for this than themselves.

Man every once in a while The Onion demonstrates how satire is supposed to be used. This is remarkable.

Embrace. Extend. Extinguish. Hold fast against the barbarians at the gates.

They don't give organs to alcoholics who don't stop drinking either.

Good luck getting a heart of you refuse to quit eating a hamburger an hour.

Look, you have to pass a baseline level of taking care of yourself to qualify for an organ, and vaccinations are the bottom, base level first line of defense.