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Since it's widely accepted that the word "literally" can be used to add emphasis, we need another word that can be used when you want to make it clear that you really mean "literally" in the original sense.

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[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

People just put extra emphasis or say literally literally

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 2 points 46 minutes ago

I think we just need to be cutting off the fingers of dictionary editors one by one until they turn it back the way it should be.

[-] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 7 points 2 hours ago

Best that I can do is, "non-figuratively." As in, "The power of the hurricane winds non-figuratively blew me away."

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 hour ago

That non-figuratively rolls right off the tongue :D

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

If we come up with something in this thread, I'll be here to corrupt its meaning by misusing it.

Why? Does fungus need a reason to give you jock itch?

[-] kbal@fedia.io 51 points 4 hours ago

The word you're looking for is "literally."

[-] breezeblock@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Wait until you find out where the word very comes from.

Verily the veritas may surprise you.

Edit: and literally does not even literally mean “opposite of figuratively” — it literally means “by the letter” — as in literature — as any literate person knows.

[-] kbal@fedia.io 5 points 4 hours ago

I may be a little amused by it, but not verily surprised.

[-] breezeblock@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

Its a very bemusing experience ;)

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 55 minutes ago

I am nonplussed.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Unfortunately Merriam-Webster disagrees.

[-] kbal@fedia.io 5 points 3 hours ago

If you feel that it's unfortunate, why take their side? I've found that no confusion is caused by using it the correct way. If any might be, it is at least in service of a noble cause.

[-] iamthetot@piefed.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

Language evolves and, more ever than Merriam-Webster, the speakers and writers get to decide what words mean. While that does apply to you not wanting it mean that, you are swimming against the current in this case.

[-] kbal@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago

Right, I'm aware of this and see nothing wrong with it.

[-] joyjoy@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Not metaphorically

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

The word they're looking for literally is "literally".

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm fine with descriptivism on theory, but it sure seems wrong in the cases where the word changes meaning due to people misunderstanding/misusing the word. That's not a a word gaining a new meaning, it's losing meaning.

The other one I need a replacement for is "begs the question" since so many people have misused that one too.

[-] breezeblock@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 minutes ago* (last edited 4 minutes ago)

Words that mean “in fact” have been turning into “for emphasis” for literally a really very long time.

Edit: really means “in reality”, and very means “in truth”.

[-] iamthetot@piefed.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

I've been using "genuinely" more and more in place of "literally" when I want to be, well, literal.

[-] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Trying to proscribe a particular usage is a doomed effort. You may as well literally command the tides to turn back. You're really tilting at windmills. It's seriously like mocking a clown. It's exponentially harder than...

no, wait, we can still save "exponentially"! It doesn't just mean a lot! It has important properties that differentiate it from linear or polynomial systems that make predicting outcomes-

small, linguistic drowning noises

EDIT: small, linguistic surfacing noises

I thought of another one, rational used to just mean "possible to express as a ratio" before it got co-opted by the academic-industrial complex-

smaller, somehow more pathetic linguistic drowning noises

[-] kbal@fedia.io 2 points 2 hours ago

rational used to just mean "possible to express as a ratio before it got co-opted by the academic-industrial complex- "

Hmmm.... when you say "academic" do you mean the Academy of ancient Greece? Because I'm guessing that's around when that mix-up first happened.

[-] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 31 minutes ago

Now that I think about it I'm less sure that it was such a mistake. A rational number is one that can be expressed as a fraction, so the full number is expressible (vs irrational numbers which can only be approximated or represented as symbols, like PI. I think). If an idea is "rational", then the whole idea (all the antecedents and the conclusion) is expressible in a logical system, whereas an "irrational" idea can't be expressed as a logical structure. I think "rational" as a shorthand for "has a finite logical definition" is pretty reasonable.

I just looked it up, and according to wikipedia I have it backwards, the number groups were named "rational" and "irrational" according to whether they were sayable or unsayable, which makes sense. Though one of the references in that section is just to... a guy on stackexchange paraphrasing what he read in the OED, so not sure I'm buying that page 100%. More research is needed.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 hours ago

Thanks for the support, fellow windmill tilter.

In truth, I just came to accept that change is inevitable. Now I got my phonetic floaties, my reading goggles, and a literal (middle english definition) inner tube, and I just see where the current takes me.

[-] ulkesh@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago

"widely accepted"

Yeah, no. People who use it incorrectly simply don't understand language or meaning. Just because there's a lot of people who misuse the word doesn't mean it's widely accepted. A lot of people believe in a god, doesn't make it true.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

All we can do is use the word correctly, and maybe, if you feel like it, correct other's use of it.

We've nearly lost "envy", and hundreds of other words due to people using words incorrectly. But, as we all know, language is as alive as the people who use it, and it changes right along with us.

A more interesting story, to me, is the discovery that we're all talking less and less:

Psychologists discovered that, since 2005, the average person has spoken less each year than the year before, by approximately 338 fewer words per day.

[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 hours ago

It would be subject to the same fate.

[-] Oaksey@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

Reminds me of biohazard symbols, they need to be recognisable but only used for their intended purpose.
https://99percentinvisible.org/article/biohazard-symbol-designed-to-be-memorable-but-meaningless/

[-] kip@piefed.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

you beat me to it in fewer words

[-] jtrek@startrek.website 3 points 3 hours ago

"Exactly". "Truly". "Literally, in the traditional sense not the post modern sense where it means emphatically or figuratively"

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago

Yes, that's why it bothers me that word "literally" is used for emphasis. I don't care how long it's been used that way, it robs the word of utility. The whole point of the word was to clarify that you mean literally when your words might otherwise be interpreted as figurative. Shit like this is why I'm unsure if people around me understand that I'm not exaggerating about the Untied States becoming a legitimate dictatorship committing holocaust level atrocities. I don't know how to communicate when I mean something literally and be sure people understand that I mean it literally and am not exaggerating

[-] hot_mocha_decaf@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 hours ago

The word has been enshitified.

[-] kip@piefed.zip 15 points 4 hours ago

i have a vague idea (that i can't prove) that people have started using 'objectively' for this purpose. i also think this is hastening objectively towards the same fate as literally. there is objectively nothing that can be done about this

[-] a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 minutes ago

The word “unironically” also seems to be serving a similar function

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

The word is "acshully"

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 6 points 4 hours ago

Sometimes the best way to show something as real is to say it plainly.

"They literally flew to Boston"

"They seriously flew to Boston"

"They actually flew to Boston"

Vs

"They flew to Boston"

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 11 points 5 hours ago

"Like actually literally, for realz"

[-] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 8 points 4 hours ago

it’s widely accepted that the word “literally” can be used to add emphasis.

NO, the word literally used figuratively to "add emphasis" is only used by ignorants that want to use words without knowing the meaning. we need to stop this.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 2 points 3 hours ago
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[-] lemmyman@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Without exaggeration, I ceased breathing and my heart stopped upon reading this commentary

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 4 hours ago
[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 6 points 4 hours ago

Those words are "frfr ong"

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Literally literally

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 hours ago

"Actually" and "truly" and probably a few other synonyms already exist.

[-] diegantobass@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

We should stop using adverbs

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 8 points 4 hours ago

Just install an adverb blocker.

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