Since it's widely accepted that the word "literally" can be used to add emphasis, we need another word that can be used when you want to make it clear that you really mean "literally" in the original sense.

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[–] 110 points 4 months ago (16 children)

The word you're looking for is "literally."

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  • [–] 40 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

    Wait until you find out where the word very comes from.

    Verily the veritas may surprise you.

    Edit: and literally does not even literally mean “opposite of figuratively” — it literally means “by the letter” — as in literature — as any literate person knows.

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    [–] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    It would be subject to the same fate.

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    [–] 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

    Trying to proscribe a particular usage is a doomed effort. You may as well literally command the tides to turn back. You're really tilting at windmills. It's seriously like mocking a clown. It's exponentially harder than...

    no, wait, we can still save "exponentially"! It doesn't just mean a lot! It has important properties that differentiate it from linear or polynomial systems that make predicting outcomes-

    small, linguistic drowning noises

    EDIT: small, linguistic surfacing noises

    I thought of another one, rational used to just mean "possible to express as a ratio" before it got co-opted by the academic-industrial complex-

    smaller, somehow more pathetic linguistic drowning noises

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    [–] 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I literally only use "literally" when I literally mean "literally".

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    [–] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    i have a vague idea (that i can't prove) that people have started using 'objectively' for this purpose. i also think this is hastening objectively towards the same fate as literally. there is objectively nothing that can be done about this

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    [–] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (19 children)

    Welcome to languages, where the definitions aren't static, and the meanings change over time.

    This is brought to you by the word angnail. Yes angnail, not hangnail. Okay fine it's hangnail now.

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    [–] 13 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    All we can do is use the word correctly, and maybe, if you feel like it, correct other's use of it.

    We've nearly lost "envy", and hundreds of other words due to people using words incorrectly. But, as we all know, language is as alive as the people who use it, and it changes right along with us.

    A more interesting story, to me, is the discovery that we're all talking less and less:

    Psychologists discovered that, since 2005, the average person has spoken less each year than the year before, by approximately 338 fewer words per day.

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    [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    "Like actually literally, for realz"

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Best that I can do is, "non-figuratively." As in, "The power of the hurricane winds non-figuratively blew me away."

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    it's widely accepted that the word "literally" can be used to add emphasis

    You found the root cause.

    The solution is vicious heckling of idiots who misuse it - treat them like a middle-school drop-out - until they fix their behavior. Do the same for people who pluralize mass nouns as well: trainings, supports (not used like struts), emails.

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    [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    "No cap fr fr"

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Sometimes the best way to show something as real is to say it plainly.

    "They literally flew to Boston"

    "They seriously flew to Boston"

    "They actually flew to Boston"

    Vs

    "They flew to Boston"

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  • [+] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)
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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Those words are "frfr ong"

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I'm fine with descriptivism on theory, but it sure seems wrong in the cases where the word changes meaning due to people misunderstanding/misusing the word. That's not a a word gaining a new meaning, it's losing meaning.

    The other one I need a replacement for is "begs the question" since so many people have misused that one too.

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I Absolutely agree. It's Totally absurd, we Really need a new word.

    I propose "dictionarily".

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Yes, that's why it bothers me that word "literally" is used for emphasis. I don't care how long it's been used that way, it robs the word of utility. The whole point of the word was to clarify that you mean literally when your words might otherwise be interpreted as figurative. Shit like this is why I'm unsure if people around me understand that I'm not exaggerating about the Untied States becoming a legitimate dictatorship committing holocaust level atrocities. I don't know how to communicate when I mean something literally and be sure people understand that I mean it literally and am not exaggerating

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    We should stop using adverbs

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    [+] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)
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    [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    The word is "acshully"

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    That literally makes no sense.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I've been using "genuinely" more and more in place of "literally" when I want to be, well, literal.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    “Seriously” THE WORD. It’s not hard. There isn’t a “need” so much as a discipline and normal fucking intelligence.

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    [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Literally literally

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Then they'll just make THAT one mean "not really literally", too.

    -- Frost

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    "Verbatim" often works...

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    "widely accepted"

    Yeah, no. People who use it incorrectly simply don't understand language or meaning. Just because there's a lot of people who misuse the word doesn't mean it's widely accepted. A lot of people believe in a god, doesn't make it true.

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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    "Actually" and "truly" and probably a few other synonyms already exist.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I agree, the bastardization of Literally is one of my vocabulary pet peeves, along with Crescendo.

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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Then that word will just get used sarcastically.

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