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Since it's widely accepted that the word "literally" can be used to add emphasis, we need another word that can be used when you want to make it clear that you really mean "literally" in the original sense.

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[-] kbal@fedia.io 110 points 2 weeks ago

The word you're looking for is "literally."

[-] breezeblock@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wait until you find out where the word very comes from.

Verily the veritas may surprise you.

Edit: and literally does not even literally mean “opposite of figuratively” — it literally means “by the letter” — as in literature — as any literate person knows.

[-] kbal@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago

I may be a little amused by it, but not verily surprised.

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[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

The word they're looking for literally is "literally".

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, literally

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[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 41 points 2 weeks ago

It would be subject to the same fate.

[-] kip@piefed.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

you beat me to it in fewer words

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[-] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Trying to proscribe a particular usage is a doomed effort. You may as well literally command the tides to turn back. You're really tilting at windmills. It's seriously like mocking a clown. It's exponentially harder than...

no, wait, we can still save "exponentially"! It doesn't just mean a lot! It has important properties that differentiate it from linear or polynomial systems that make predicting outcomes-

small, linguistic drowning noises

EDIT: small, linguistic surfacing noises

I thought of another one, rational used to just mean "possible to express as a ratio" before it got co-opted by the academic-industrial complex-

smaller, somehow more pathetic linguistic drowning noises

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for the support, fellow windmill tilter.

In truth, I just came to accept that change is inevitable. Now I got my phonetic floaties, my reading goggles, and a literal (middle english definition) inner tube, and I just see where the current takes me.

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[-] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 weeks ago

I literally only use "literally" when I literally mean "literally".

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[-] kip@piefed.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago

i have a vague idea (that i can't prove) that people have started using 'objectively' for this purpose. i also think this is hastening objectively towards the same fate as literally. there is objectively nothing that can be done about this

[-] a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

The word “unironically” also seems to be serving a similar function

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[-] foggy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Welcome to languages, where the definitions aren't static, and the meanings change over time.

This is brought to you by the word angnail. Yes angnail, not hangnail. Okay fine it's hangnail now.

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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

All we can do is use the word correctly, and maybe, if you feel like it, correct other's use of it.

We've nearly lost "envy", and hundreds of other words due to people using words incorrectly. But, as we all know, language is as alive as the people who use it, and it changes right along with us.

A more interesting story, to me, is the discovery that we're all talking less and less:

Psychologists discovered that, since 2005, the average person has spoken less each year than the year before, by approximately 338 fewer words per day.

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[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 12 points 2 weeks ago

"Like actually literally, for realz"

[-] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

Best that I can do is, "non-figuratively." As in, "The power of the hurricane winds non-figuratively blew me away."

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

That non-figuratively rolls right off the tongue :D

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

it's widely accepted that the word "literally" can be used to add emphasis

You found the root cause.

The solution is vicious heckling of idiots who misuse it - treat them like a middle-school drop-out - until they fix their behavior. Do the same for people who pluralize mass nouns as well: trainings, supports (not used like struts), emails.

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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

"No cap fr fr"

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes the best way to show something as real is to say it plainly.

"They literally flew to Boston"

"They seriously flew to Boston"

"They actually flew to Boston"

Vs

"They flew to Boston"

[-] webkitten@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't that just figuratively?

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[-] diegantobass@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

We should stop using adverbs

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago

Just install an adverb blocker.

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[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm fine with descriptivism on theory, but it sure seems wrong in the cases where the word changes meaning due to people misunderstanding/misusing the word. That's not a a word gaining a new meaning, it's losing meaning.

The other one I need a replacement for is "begs the question" since so many people have misused that one too.

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[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, that's why it bothers me that word "literally" is used for emphasis. I don't care how long it's been used that way, it robs the word of utility. The whole point of the word was to clarify that you mean literally when your words might otherwise be interpreted as figurative. Shit like this is why I'm unsure if people around me understand that I'm not exaggerating about the Untied States becoming a legitimate dictatorship committing holocaust level atrocities. I don't know how to communicate when I mean something literally and be sure people understand that I mean it literally and am not exaggerating

[-] hot_mocha_decaf@lemmy.cafe 9 points 2 weeks ago

The word has been enshitified.

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago

Those words are "frfr ong"

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

I Absolutely agree. It's Totally absurd, we Really need a new word.

I propose "dictionarily".

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[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

That literally makes no sense.

[-] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 7 points 2 weeks ago

it’s widely accepted that the word “literally” can be used to add emphasis.

NO, the word literally used figuratively to "add emphasis" is only used by ignorants that want to use words without knowing the meaning. we need to stop this.

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[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The word is "acshully"

[-] iamthetot@piefed.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

I've been using "genuinely" more and more in place of "literally" when I want to be, well, literal.

[-] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

“Seriously” THE WORD. It’s not hard. There isn’t a “need” so much as a discipline and normal fucking intelligence.

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Verbatim" often works...

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Literally literally

[-] forestbeasts@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Then they'll just make THAT one mean "not really literally", too.

-- Frost

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] bss03@infosec.pub 5 points 2 weeks ago

Then that word will just get used sarcastically.

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[-] CanIFishHere@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Or just improve your vocabulary.

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

You know of a word that satisfies OP's criteria and you're not going to share it?

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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 weeks ago

I agree, the bastardization of Literally is one of my vocabulary pet peeves, along with Crescendo.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

"Actually" and "truly" and probably a few other synonyms already exist.

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