#grindset
That does not change the fact that the speaker used the correct words.
For the love of God, stay in school.
... Their statement is grammatically accurate.
Your suggestion here is asinine.
Actual Smoky The Bear Simpsons gag in real life. Unbelievable.
Lmao.
Org-managed iOS/Android is not “install whatever some agency stapled to a PDF.” The app gets denied by identity, not a fucking sysadmin clicking through a GUI on orders from above.
iOS bundle ID + Apple Team ID + signing identity; Android package name + signing cert digest + Managed Play state. If it shows up anyway, the device will be dropped out of compliance and Conditional Access cuts it off from mail, Teams, VPN, SSO, managed browser, org data. I essentially turn the phone into a kids toy until I get my eyes on the situation.
This ain't a checkbox in the MDM console. The console is downstream. The source of truth is a repo. A service principal polls the live MDM tenant over API, diffs app approvals, assignments, compliance rules, and app-protection policies against the signed config, then PATCHes the deny back if some genius removes it. The audit log fires, SIEM ingests it, the pipeline reverts it, and the diff names the admin. You are not sneaking spyware into my mobile fleet. 😊
This is literally what I would tell an attacker to their face. I would not publicly even hint at the lengths I go or would go to keep our infrastructure frustratingly safe from shit exactly like this
Why let those assholes take the whole pie if anyone can apply?
You could make some fake AI photos of you and the fucking q anon shaman ripping shots and yelling with one another in front of the capitol or some shit.
Could even make a fucking business out of it. You want me to Photoshop you with QAnon shaman to make sure those assholes don't get a handout bigger than we do?
Gimme $50. I got you.
🤷♂️
Soon: ______ repeals ban on Trump law forbidding the IRS to go after his crimes in the future.
Womp womp.
No no it's for super infinity forever + 1.
It's for this reason I think they'll lose the suit. It's not obviously fender anymore. Hasn't been since like 1975.
(magical)
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah
Everyone has seen that trick was clever
When were things better? When I got 15 boners a day, never got hungover, never had to consider my diet or frequency of exercise. Duh.
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only a child would think this way