I still love the truck

Interviewer: Senator Collins thanks for coming in.
Senator Collins: It’s a great pleasure, thank you.
Int: This truck that was involved in the incident off Buc-ees this week...
Sen: Yeah, the one the wheel fell off?
Int: Yeah
Sen: That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
Int: Well, how is it untypical?
Sen: Well, there are a lot of these trucks going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen ... I just don’t want people thinking that teslas aren’t safe.
Int: Was this tesla safe?
Sen: Well I was thinking more about the other ones...
Int: The ones that are safe...
Sen: Yeah... the ones the wheel doesn’t fall off.
Int: Well, if this wasn’t safe, why did it have 80,000 volts of electricity in it?
Sen: Well, I'm not saying it wasn't safe, it's just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones.
Int: Why?
Sen: Well, some of them are built so the wheel doesn't fall off at all.
Int: Wasn't this built so the wheel wouldn't fall off?
Sen: Well, obviously not.
Int: "How do you know?"
Sen: Well, ‘cause the wheel fell off, and 20,000 volts of electricity discharged, the battery caught fire. It's a bit of a give-away." I would just like to make the point that that is not normal.
Int: Well, what sort of standards are these teslas built to?
Sen: Oh, very rigorous ... US engineering standards.
Int: What sort of things?
Sen: Well the wheel’s not supposed to fall off, for a start.
Int: And what other things?
Sen: Well, there are ... regulations governing the materials they can be made of
Int: What materials?
Sen: Well, Cardboard’s out
Int: And?
Sen: ...No cardboard derivatives...
Int: Like paper?
Sen:. ... No paper, no string, no cellotape. ...
Int: Rubber?
Sen: No, rubber’s out .. Um, They've got to have a steering wheel. There's a minimum crew requirement."
Int: What's the minimum crew?
Sen: Oh,… one, I suppose.
Int: So, the allegations that they are just designed to carry as much steak as possible and to hell with the consequences, I mean that’s ludicrous...
Sen: Ludicrous, absolutely ludicrous. These are very, very strong vehicles
Int: So what happened in this case?
Sen: Well, the wheel fell off in this case by all means, but that’s very unusual.
Int: But Senator Collins, why did the wheel bit fall off?
Sen: Well, a pebble hit it.
Int: A pebble hit it?
Sen: A pebble hit the truck.
Int: Is that unusual?
Sen: Oh, yeah... On the road? ...Chance in a million.
Int: So what do you do to protect the environment in cases like this?
Sen: Well, the truck was towed outside the environment.
Int: Into another environment....
Sen: No, no, no. it’s been towed beyond the environment, it’s not in the environment
Int: Yeah, but from one environment to another environment.
Sen: No, it’s beyond the environment, it’s not in an environment. It has been towed beyond the environment.
Int: Well, what’s out there?
Sen: Nothing’s out there...
Int: Well there must be something out there
Sen: There is nothing out there... all there is .... is sea ...and birds ....and fish
Int: And?
Sen: And 20,000 tons of toxic battery waste
Int: And what else?
Sen: And a fire
Int: And anything else?
Sen: And the part of the truck that the wheel fell off, but there’s nothing else out there.
Int: Senator Collins thanks for joining us.
Sen: It’s a complete void
Int: Yeah, We’re out of time
Sen: The environment’s perfectly safe. .... We’re out of time?.. Can you book me a cab?
Int: But didn’t you come in a tesla?
Sen: Yes, I did, but
Int: What happened?
Sen: The wheel fell off

Oh well thank god it makes a horrid noise as it starts to break, glad they pointed that out

potentially causing the wheel to fall off, increasing the likelihood of a crash.

I feel like if your wheel has fallen off you are in a crash already and we're just determining what severity of crash rather than the "likelihood".

“Whompy wheels” has been a thing as long as Tesla has existed.

How many recall notices is this thing up to now?

"That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point."

Both metaphorical and literal.

A GREAT steering wheel that doesn't whiff out the window while I'm driving

Wompy wheels

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

173? that's probably the last of the trucks that haven't been recalled

Still love the truck though!

Affected ... may exhibit vibration or noise prior to ... stud separation

Whomst :amogus: