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[-] abc@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

The note was reportedly discovered in July 2019 by Epstein’s cellmate, Nicholas Tartaglione, a former police officer convicted of quadruple murder. The cellmate had said he revived Epstein during the initial unsuccessful suicide attempt. A law enforcement source and a source familiar with the incident told CNN at the time that Epstein was found in his Manhattan jail cell with marks on his neck. “Jeffrey Epstein tried killing himself when he was in the cell with me. I woke up, I brought him back with CPR. And to prove this point, Jeffrey Epstein wrote a suicide note,” Tartaglione told influencer and writer Jessica Reed Kraus last year.

The note “was in my book, yeah, when I got back into the cell, I opened my book to read, and there it was. And he wrote it and stuck it in the book,” he added.

Tartaglione asserted his lawyers had handwriting experts authenticate the note, the Times reported.

lol "yeah i saved Jeff from killing himself the first time actually"

Jessica Reed Kraus is an American writer, Instagram influencer, and former mommyblogger who writes the newsletter House Inhabit. The newsletter covers celebrity gossip, conspiracy theories, and American politics

are we sure the cop wasn't some sort of failed hitman (chrissy-explain "I put Tortellioni on the job, he was already in the slammer for killing those 4 people for stealing the money he invested in bringing back some coke from Mexico after his retirement from the force. Told him Tony would maybe be able to help work get him out if he made it look like Epstein tried to kill himself")

On July 23 at 1:27 am, a guard responded to a body alarm in the housing unit and found a semiconscious Epstein on the floor of his cell with injuries to his neck. According to Tartaglione, who was interviewed by prison officials several days later, he was sleeping on the floor of their cell when he felt something touch his foot. After removing his headphones and taking off a sheet covering his head, he found Epstein sitting on the floor of the cell with his eyes open. Tartaglione called his name several times without response, causing him to bang on the cell door and call out to the guards. In a 2024 letter Tartaglione sent to a judge as part of his motion for a new trial, he also claimed to have performed CPR on Epstein.

An unnamed guard, who removed Epstein from the cell and placed him on a stretcher, reported that Epstein accused Tartaglione of trying to kill him. According to the guard, Epstein stated that a week earlier, Tartaglione had been given a copy of Daily News where he learned that Epstein was worth US$77,000,000. After that, Tartaglione had tried to extort him—threatening to beat him up if he did not pay him money

alright i was joking but upon doing like 2 seconds of googling i'm actually convinced i'm right and that Tartaglione wrote this bullshit letter which is why it is basically incoherent. 'No fun at all - not worth it' yeah ok that's how i'd end my suicide letter too

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just Google tartaglione to see a picture of this guy. He's an absolute giant and considering he's killed 3 people, the literal last person you'd put a high profile prisoner with unless you wanted said prisoner dead. I mean it's comedically in your face. I think there is like a 1% chance Epstein killed himself and the ruling class doesn't even need to hide it. Obvious mossad links to Epstein and his death. I swear Pissrael spreads corruption like a plague and is such a net negative contributor to humanity. Obviously Palestinians bear the greatest brunt but people underestimate the harm pissrael causes all around the world wherever they do anything. Like the militarization of the US police force which impedes leftists and other activists

Edit this here because Tartaglione killed at least 4 people. The dude is basically a serial killer.

like if Gambo Throne had Ned Stark locked up with The Mountain

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

TIL Mossad agents have really bad handwriting.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

that's the most convincing bit of this, considering how he types

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

"So 15 year old [rest is unintelligible] brow

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

See— no mention of Trump anywhere. Exonerated!

[-] StarkWolf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I believe the next word written is "charges" which would be fitting with him being initially charged for sex trafficking during the years 2002-2005, which would be ~15/16 years "old" in 2019.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

They investigated me for months — FOUND NOTHING!!! So 15 year old charges resulted. It is a treat to be able to choose one’s time to say goodbye Watcha want me to do — Bust out cryin!! NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!

No one ever talks about the literacy crisis among billionaires

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago
[-] plinky@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

you met me at very japanese point of my life - didnt-kill-himself probably

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

impossible to source to anyone naturally

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I have a feeling this is a limited hangout thing

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

fully exonerated huh

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Same illiterate style as his emails, so there's that.

Weird and intentional choice to not transcribe two lines on a five line note

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