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[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 14 hours ago

Anti union piece of shit

Also interview only included CEO, no labor representation

[-] melfie@lemmy.zip 8 points 15 hours ago

I got an espresso machine a few years ago and learned to make a proper latte with it. At this point, a $9 cup of charry sugar water made by a teenager in a fast food restaurant doesn’t really appeal to me.

[-] 4grams@awful.systems 7 points 15 hours ago

My coffee experience is fine thank you. Every morning I boil the kettle, hand crank the grinder while it’s heating. Combine in the French press, wait a minute, stir, wait 4-5 more, press and pour into my mug.

It’s a great morning routine, less than 10 minutes, cheap and results in a great cup. I have no interest in the coffee flavored milkshakes they serve so why would I ever set foot in a coffee shop?

[-] bob@feddit.uk 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

a great moment with a barista.

Hahaha. Good one. Literally a great reason to buy independent.

[-] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

IDGAF. Why are you buying Starbucks anyway, their coffee is just flavoured, caffeinated sugar water. I don't see a big deal with $9 for a cup of piss. Rich people will pay even more if you tell them some lies about the water being shipped from the Himalayan mountains to make the coffee. Charge them whatever the fuck you want. Rich people ripping off rich people is a win win.

Are people really so addicted to Starbucks that this is a big deal? And there's no better and cheaper coffee?

[-] Otakulad@lemmy.world 28 points 22 hours ago

They need some way to pay for the year he commuted to Seattle by private jet.

Also, he is the asshole who said to keep raising the prices at Chipotle.

Fuck him. I will drink Folgers (and I do) before I'll drink your shit.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

yeah, it's hardly worth the price, and honestly, I haven't liked their roast since the 90s. nothing worth this bullshit.

[-] BygoneNeutrino@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I work an a facility next to a few fast food joints, a Japanese restaurant, an Indian restaurant, and a Chipotle. Pretty much the only restaurant we don't order from is Chipotle.

... Chipotle is real restaurant prices for a fastfood experience.

[-] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago

The coffee sucks, the tables are all filled or dirty and sticky, the outside seating is in a parking lot, baking in the sun, the drive through is backed up to the interstate, the food is re-heated trash that costs a fortune, the atmosphere is boring factory produced trash, and the wifi is so slow it's like it doesn't exist.

Why. Why on earth would I go to starbucks

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 10 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

People are absolute zombies for it. In the airport, there’s always a line into the concourse for that overpriced burnt shit. There are other coffee and bagel and donut shops mere steps away whose coffee is cheaper and better.

I was in fucking midtown manhattan last week, with amazing coffee shops on every block. Still a line out the door at Starbucks. Like what the fuck, people.

[-] Mpatch@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

And yet they are still making loads of money. Mind you I'd kina hope they start to die so I can get one of their machines for home from liquidation auction.

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 19 hours ago

I mean, let's be real, how much does a banana even cost Michael? Twelve dollars?

[-] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

It's worse than that. Obviously he's not talking about the coffee. He doesn't even paint it as good-quality coffee. He's saying people go for the experience of enjoying the coffee in a pleasant environment. He actually believes people go to Starbucks because they like being at Starbucks.

[-] Aaron@lemmy.nz 6 points 16 hours ago

That used to be their whole shtick, the third place experience. They wanted people to treat Starbucks as where they go when they want to relax or meet with friends, a place outside of their home and work, where the baristas knew their names and would chat and make them feel welcome. Especially a lot of older folks liked that, and would make it part of their routine. Starbucks threw that all away when they went to prioritising drive thru and mobile order/pay systems. It's a shareholder business and this is capitalism. It's either neverending growth or death.

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I don’t even think he’s wrong

[-] Redtrax@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 day ago

It's sad to think there are people in the world that think Starbucks coffee is nice.

[-] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 9 points 22 hours ago

It's "coffee" for people who don't really like coffee and want to drink something warm with cream, sugary syrup and artificial flavoring.

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

The original Starbucks was pretty good and even for a while after they started the franchise they were still a bit above average quality. They're crap now, but that was a slow decline over the last decade. So they can coast on the reputation the original built and rely on their current customers either not ever having had good coffee or not noticing the slow incremental decline.

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

These people mostly like star bucks sugar syrup and pretend it's coffee that they are after

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[-] Generica@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

A $96-million dollar douche defends a $9 cup of coffee

[-] fishy@lemmy.today 9 points 22 hours ago

This guy is delusional, saying a $9 cup of coffee is affordable has "it's one banana, Michael" energy.

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

He’s not saying it’s affordable though. He just said that it’s 9 bucks and we have to make that be worth it

[-] Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

A barista would need to serve like 2 coffees an hour to cover their wage

[-] xxam925@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

Same logic for using drugs.

“I can’t afford anything actually nice but I do have 20 bucks.”

Honestly there is a lot more value in a 20 sack though.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

We should really stop paying attention to what CEOs and other parasites have to say. They only serve the shareholders.

[-] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I drink black coffee only and their black coffee tastes like shit. Always burned. No wonder why people fill it up with all kinds of sugars and creamers. That shit is fucking gross, and they charge like $3 for a small cup of it. Went a couple of times there because I had to and just never going back there.

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 15 hours ago

So they think I want a 9$ premium experience with a Batista who the mselves could likely not afford that experience. Yuck.

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago

I'm in India, and when I was in college, first Starbucks in the city was opened and a few of my friends including me wanted to try it. We all spent 500-600 INR ($4-5) which was a lot. After taking the first sip, we all came to the conclusion that the coffee sold at the college canteen for ₹20 was better than this overpriced slop.

I make coffee at my home for less than a dollar and I love the taste and I love the experience.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

this has the McDonald's CEO eating vibes all over again.

[-] zuckey78@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

I am so tired of seeing this guy’s smug face at the top of my feed…and it’s only been like a day.

[-] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago

Look at the wording- 'premium experience'. He's not selling coffee, he's thinking big picture of the whole experience from the moment you walk in the store. He's not even wrong here. This is good business management- that he's taking charge of everything about the store from the decor, the furniture, the colors, how the employee talks to you, etc. That's all part of the experience.

What's wrong is that people keep going. Most people don't give a fuck about the experience, they just want a tasty coffee. Our economy is based on competition and free choice. If he makes his coffee cost $8 or $9 or $15 or $50 that's his right and his company's right. Just as it is your right to go elsewhere, which you should be doing anyway.

The thing is- IMHO, Starbucks coffee isn't worth anywhere near $9. Here's a challenge- go to Starbucks and order a double espresso shot. Now find a local artisan coffee place, like the type with a chalkboard that says where the beans they're brewing today were grown. And get a double espresso from them also. Compare the two.
What you'll notice about Starbucks is that it's burnt. And that's because it's literally burnt- the typical Starbucks bean is roasted MUCH darker than average, so the resulting coffee flavor is dominated by a burned smoky bitter-ish flavor.
Compare that to your local artisan coffee place- you'll notice it's NOT burnt, the flavor is NOT dominated by smokiness, but you have a lot more layers of flavor. Then order whatever drink you want- better coffee in means better drink out.

Keep in mind also most of what Starbucks sells isn't really coffee, it's milky sugary drinks that incorporate a few drips of espresso. So you're paying $9 for a sugary calorie bomb made from overly roasted coffee that just makes you fat.


Also- if you usually order the same thing at Starbucks- just learn to make it. Even if you throw $1000 at a nice fully automatic espresso machine, taking the per-coffee cost from $9 to $1 means you'll break even on the machine in 125 coffees. For most people that's less than a year. And you can do it yourself- next time you order, watch what the barista does. They are not wizards and nothing behind the counter is magic. An espresso machine and a blender will make like 95% of the menu. Here's a guide

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[-] protist@retrofed.com 230 points 1 day ago

Has this man even been inside a Starbucks recently? They used to be loungy places people could chill, now they're all bland, sparsely decorated, dirty, and uninviting. There is absolutely nothing premium about Starbucks, it's basically a fast-food chain. Once again demonstrating how far removed CEOs are from reality

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[-] hark@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Well it's not $10. Hah! You could excuse any price like that, "well it's not $1 more than the currently listed price" What a deal!!!

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 hours ago

Thanks for making that a direct file to a video.

[-] froh42@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

What the fuck is premium about Starbucks?

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 15 hours ago

It's seen as a premium or at least different experience by some people here because you generally gotta sit on a boat for 16 hours to get to Starbucks (or now I think you can also get it on the boat to Stockholm or Helsinki, at some point you actually had to go to Stockholm). But also the people who see it as a premium experience normally just drink coffee at home, or from a crappy machine at work, or grab one from a gas station (which is already better than what most people make at home. I mean average people, not coffee fans. Coffee is just a tool for most). Not at a nice cafe here in Estonia. Anyone who does that probably doesn't see Tarbrush as a premium place.

[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago
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