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Thank you for flying Spirit
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Or Conan O'Brien's Dr. Arroyo
Last time I recall flying Spirit (which was many years ago) at the end of the flight, the attendant gave the whole speech about "thank you for flying Spirit Airlines, America's premiere budget airline" or whatever it is they say.
From the back of the plane I hear a voice call out "...you charged me for water!"
I remember an attendant once said "And to those who said they'd 'never fly with us again': Welcome back! " 😂😂😂
Doctor in board: "Help, I'm trapped in a board! Is there a carpenter on the flight??"
Carp Enters: "Help, I cant breathe! Is there a fish tank salesman on the flight?"
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Realistically, you might get an EMT?
Or maybe a doctor of literature.
I'm a PhD but how can I help?.
Spirit Airlines letting your spirit fly because you died in flight.
its the flight to leave your mortal coil.
I mean... It's right in the name...
"in board"
Words hard, apparently.
Employees who speak pretty cost extra. Forgoing those is just one of the many revolutionary cost cutting innovations of Spirit.
I bet you'd find Dr. Spaceman there.
Anyone who thinks doctors don't fly Spirit, but can explain why they haven't updated any of the magazines in the waiting room in twenty years, please speak up.
Because they don't have to read the magazines in the waiting room? They would have to suffer through a shitty flight though. They spend money on things that affect them personally, I feel like it's not that hard to understand.
Who the fuck reads magazines in a waiting room when you have the entire internet in that small device in your hand
Shit I have a huge library of books I've pirated (I've already got them in hardcover at home) that I read.
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You're the only one who hasn't just been using your phone in waiting rooms for 20 years.
Spirit really said “we’ll get you there… hopefully” 😭
Listen,
I once did a round trip between O'hare and Austin for less than $99 in total.
It was my goto. And if I still lived in the states I'd still be using it.
I think those days are behind us…however this is rough search. Probably could find something way cheaper if I did it like 6 months out
There's no doctors inboard, but how about outboard?
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