Breaks out the graph paper and smirks

I lied. I don't know how to play dungeons or dragons

He still has half the bed: 25% of each side

War of 1812 is getting a sequel?

I had a scheduler get mad at me for being 5 mins early instead of 15. I still waited another 10 in the lobby

So this is the rise of China I'm always hearing about

I think you're forgetting about high yield savings accounts. You could easily have 603$ by the end of that time

Sometimes I think how Minnesota is ranked the least stressed state 

Other times I just think how

They’re betting that AI can help to address some of the messiness and toxicity of today’s social media landscape. At the same time, social platforms will need a new set of tools to ensure they’re not taken over by AI bots posing as people.

"We're banking on AI as a competitive advantage but also, here's why it's bad" is quite a business strategy

I found by high school the kids who said that (that hadn't dropped out) moved onto a different argument by that age

Honestly, I know it ruins the joke, but I don't think there's as much overlap between the top and bottom groups as one may suspect

Côte d'Ivorie

It's weird they use this as their "English-language" name but I don't really have a point, just hoping to watch a thread become a comment shit show

The dude who created SEAL Team 6 helped Carrey endure the Grinch make-up is a wild tidbit to bury way so deep in an article like this

Tsk Tsk. Making fun of your parents for their lack of RAM at your age