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submitted 5 days ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

In case you’re still lost as to what the heck is going on, a Scientology Run is when people film themselves charging into a Church of Scientology building to see how far they can get before being caught and booted out. It’s a notoriously secretive religion, so it turns the whole place into an action-movie set piece where the protagonist is trying to infiltrate a compound while fending off its legion of foot soldiers, clad in terrifying white button-ups with black vests.

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[-] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 176 points 5 days ago

On the one hand, this is very funny. On the other hand, however, it’s still very funny, but also maybe we shouldn’t turn running full speed into a house of religion, no matter how hokey that religion may be, into a trend? Yes, the whole enterprise is shady at best, and they believe in some weird space alien magic. They also have a history of harassing former members and anyone who dares to pull back the veil on the secretive organization’s scare tactics.

Fuck off with this whitewashing. Scientology isn't "hokey" or "shady". It's outright evil.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 59 points 5 days ago

and its not a religion.

It only has tax exempt status due to one of the largest infiltration and attacks against the US government in the entire history of America.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

And we know this, and yet our government has done nothing to purge this national security threat from our government.

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[-] axx@slrpnk.net 17 points 5 days ago

And why does the journalist call it a religion? It's a cult.

Or a for profit company, under German law.

[-] Skepticpunk@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

They also have a history of harassing former members

Weird way to spell "do shit like boil them alive".

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

This reads like a guy afraid of getting sued

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[-] lama@lemmy.world 65 points 5 days ago

But maybe a better use of Scientology infiltration tactics would be an investigative piece rather than a viral speed run.

The irony of the journalist writing this and missing that this is their job

[-] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

It's pretty common mentality among a lot of adults that the fucked up world will just have to be fixed by the kids. It's fucking absurd.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

Most journalists wouldn't know hard hitting journalism if it fucked them balls deep with no lube.

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

I read that as "fucked them in the balls with no lube" and I really liked the way it sounded.

[-] brave_lemmywinks@lemmy.world 137 points 5 days ago

This isn't a genz novelty, there were a lot of activism in the early 4chan days against Scientology. The whole guy fawks mask and anonymous thing started there.

[-] aldhissla@piefed.world 82 points 5 days ago

Came here for this. We had Project Chanology in my day. As long as there's Scientology, the youth will continue to milk them for lulz.

lol yeah, those were the days - the LA scene for that was interesting, and it also gave me my first real taste of opsec, because the CoS goons would absolutely dox and harass you and people close to you if you weren’t careful.

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[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 92 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Of all the brainrot fads I've seen come and go over the past few decades, I think this is the one I like the most. Anything that pisses off the CoS gets my seal of approval.

[-] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Can they try Mormon temples next? Please? That would be so fucking funny.

I am crying at the mental image of a bunch of retirees in white suits and white dresses trying to politely shepherd a bunch of teenagers with phones out of their crystal-covered collection of big living rooms.

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[-] Manjushri@piefed.social 38 points 5 days ago

but also maybe we shouldn’t turn running full speed into a house of religion, no matter how hokey that religion may be, into a trend?

No. The whole thing was started by a bad sci-fi author who felt he could make a lot of money by inventing a fake religion. It's just a scam to rip off gullible people. Hopefully, enough mockery will make prospective joiners think twice before they get taken for all their money.

"You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.'" - L Ron Hubbard

[-] DillDough@lemmy.zip 23 points 5 days ago

Way worse than a scam, tons of human trafficking, torture, etc.

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[-] remon@ani.social 46 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I guess I'm fine with these stupid tiktok prank videos as long as everyone involved is an asshole!

[-] adespoton@lemmy.ca 55 points 5 days ago

Seems to me if you did some research, came up with a cover story and dressed the part, you could walk in and get pretty far before being caught. Just pretend you’re on your mission year, and wear a nametag.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 14 points 5 days ago

Seems to me if you did some research, came up with a cover story and dressed the part, you could walk in and get pretty far before being caught.

That's how you get organ farmed.

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 12 points 5 days ago

Until they figure out you are an imposter and kidnap you. These people are rather known for retaliating against members that quit at least, and have been accused of kidnapping multiple times.

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[-] flandish@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago

it’s trespassing with the added benefit of a dice roll on the building security’s understanding of castle doctrine.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Or even just getting hit in the head by a well-meaning person who reasonably thinks they're trying to prevent a maniac from killing someone in the building.

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[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 45 points 5 days ago

I've lived in their home town. Anything to annoy and distract them is a good thing.

[-] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

'Gen Z is obsessed with'

Wat

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago

"some kids are doing something I haven't seen before, whole generation must be obsessed"

[-] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 8 points 5 days ago

More like “I am obsessed with GenZ doing this”

[-] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago
[-] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 5 days ago

Just need to look in David Miscavige's basement freezer.

[-] Dearth@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

The author of the article calls scientology a religion because they are in a country where scientology can disappear them for saying the wrong thing

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

Fight stupid with stupid. I dig it.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago

Surprised they weren't just shot.

[-] kepix@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

full of energy and stupidity. no special reason.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

they are channeling any number of Tom Cruise characters from films

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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Why are they obsessed with 67?

In this case, I don't really care why and I fully support them.

Fuck a scientology.

[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

I dunno. These are cracking me up for some reason and even though this article is a bit shallow, I think a decent point was made at the end: power charging religious buildings is kinda bad taste I think - even if Scientology is full of complete asshole weirdos.

[-] Fusselwurm@feddit.org 71 points 5 days ago

Scientology is not a religion

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[-] magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

charging religious buildings is kind do bad taste

Fuck em they're an organization built on kidnapping and abuse.

[-] ieGod@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 days ago

On the other hand, all religions are complete weirdos and not a single one of them deserves special status or protections.

[-] reksas@sopuli.xyz 19 points 5 days ago

calling exploitative cult a religion is quite bad taste imo

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[-] flandish@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

reminder: scientology is not a religion.

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