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Cumhammer 2K23: in the grim darkness of the present, there is only cum

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[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

Why not just like jerk off into a tube before you're deployed? I truly don't get it

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Then you're taking away jobs from the hardworking IDF spunk collectors.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

They may run the risk of having to abide to this pesky thing called consent.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Yea that parts insane to me. If they wanted to have their sperm frozen in case they died, they'd have done it. Just fucking desecrating the corpse

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

bzzzt zapping ya prostate with 50k volts of pure apartheid energy, cum to me my brood

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Sigh unzips

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

There was an episode of Law & Order: SVU where a woman used this to get pregnant with rich men's semen (she'd drug them first) and then sue them for child support and then abandon the kid somewhere

Yeah, it's Law & Order, you're not gonna get anything decent out of it

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

and there was the episode of Voyager when Seska stole Chakotay's jizz to impreggers herself (or said she did, I could never follow the arc)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

She stole some of his DNA which was enough to impregnate herself (supposedly), but when she gave birth it was actually half-Cardassian half-Kazon because she was shacking up with Maj Kulla of the Kazon Nistrum. No ultrasounds in the Delta Quadrant (well apparently the Traibe ships that the Kazon appropriated don't have them?).

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

How long til this becomes a bdsm tool?

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

negative several decades, it's a thing

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I've been toying with building one. If y'all are curious it's called electrostim.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

tens 7000 ftw it's like $20. don't mess around with "building" (spare radio?) any of that shit you can kill yourself if you do it wrong

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

It's why I kinda hate the term "stimming". Just makes me wanna get a Violet Wand, ya know?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Did these people even consent to it?

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

Per 5th edition rules corpses count as objects so consent is only needed for resurrection spells.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

DM: "Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?"

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

THE GENE SEED :spacemarine-shining:

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

IDF is too racist to use the Black Carapace, but they do harvest the Progenoid glands.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

can't figure out how to make this into a joke, so here's the punchline: dead nuts accurate

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Imagine if Hamas did this. What would the media call it? "Barbaric"? "removed"? "Fanatic"?

I don't think I have the right adjective but I just know they'd go haywire over it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile half the internet would go UWU

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

When I grow up I want to be....

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Project Necrocummies

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

where could i acquire such a device? asking for a friend...

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

i vote to burn all such samples, I feel like the ingredients for another being shouldn't be grown from fascist corpses, the living are fine enough.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

i cant even tell if this is real

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's evolution. If you die in defence of a settler colonial state your genes shouldn't get to pass on

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

really really awful but also as a Jewish person with a genetic disorder I get it from a scientific perspective.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
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