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[-] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

For a while I lived in apartment building where no one had AC units so we all just had our windows open every night. My partner and I woke up at like 3am on a week day to what sounded like someone being murdered. Things being thrown around and this moaning whimpering that sounded not OK. Apartment across the courtyard on the same floor as us best as we could figure.

Then all of the sudden it changed tempo to slap-slap-slap of hips on ass and a guy calling someone a stupid fucking slut and running through every derogatory thing he could manage. Slapping her (I assume her ass, might have been her face) hard - it really sounded like borderline injury slap. Still not sure at this point if we're hearing an actual assault or what. Then, fortunately, within a few minutes, she was screaming yes yes yes and responding to him calling her a slut. Which of course, made us feel relieved that it seemed consensual. We looked at each other and did a little "awwww.....that's so nice for her!" Once they finished up we applauded, which they deserved.

[-] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

What a beautiful story

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 73 points 1 week ago

It’s because you’re a dumb fucking slut.

(Please don’t be offended, I mean that with all the affection one stranger can have for another across the internet, it’s just so clearly the correct answer)

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago

I hate to break it to you but that fast heart beat from being called a dumb fucking slut is not from distress...

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 21 points 1 week ago

If it were from distress I would not have so responded.

[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's cause you're a dumb fucking slut. We all are.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

We are all dumb fucking sluts on this blessed day.

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 8 points 1 week ago
[-] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I would also appreciate being called this 👉👈

[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

<3 Anything for you, bae.

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago

“Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard?”

Lmao I made that reference in a /r/tinder thread back on The Old Place and it got me banned once 🤣

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
[-] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Thanks, I really took a chance on a decent number of people picking up on this.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago

Wait, not like...OK, maybe a little like that.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 34 points 1 week ago

Dunno about you, but for me it is cholesterol.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago

doctor (whispering): LDL cholesterol

heart explodes

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago

Daddy issues.

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago
[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Whoa, is there any need for such disgusting talk? Wash your mouth out with soap!!

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Melanie Martinez has entered the chat

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I used to go on Nextdoor; I said it was because I liked to be connected to the neighborhood, but if was really for the drama, and one time this woman came in spewing some nonsense, her name was Paula, and another poster comes in and says "That's not how life works, Paula, you absolute buffoon, go back to Facebook," and so, since then, I've called many, many people absolute buffoons.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

CALAMITOUS BUFFOON!

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago
[-] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 3 points 6 days ago

/r/violet08

[-] shweddy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

This is why Dwight didn't jump. Mike called him an ignorant slut and he just started palpitating

can't be mean, would it be ok if I were to call you "damn clever slut"?

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I'd take "clever slut." Close enough to clever girl. 🦖

Slut is and should be a compliment.

Almost certainly because of your upbringing, violet.

[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Because childhood be like that yeag

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

I consider slut to be a compliment, so...

[-] Aron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

So I guess I just gave you a really good compliment 😉

[-] architect 2 points 1 week ago

Exhibit A on why yall have relationship problems.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 week ago

I’m a pretty tough cookie myself, but yeah, this is one of my activation codes.

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