Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)

I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.

Pleasure Killer

nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name

Man Injector....

Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...

Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason

Some funny ones there.

Like Bear Killer.

Or Fun Destroyer.

Power Steak.🎉🎉🎉

i'm not using my name, i'm just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i've ever heard.

Monster Meat, excellent

Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.

SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT

They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.

Moon Moon ... oh no wait, wrong thread.

Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎

Giant Salami

Eh, could be worse.

Danny DeVito would say, "Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector" (since Fun Tool doesn't sound as silly)

Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!

Giant Sword. Not very original.

Monster Stick

Your mom's gag

What a coincidence; Dangling Killer is also my serial killer alias.

Man meat. Very generic.

Girthy Beef

Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎

Purple Machine

Peter Parker's penis is called Pussy Beef

Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.

Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.

Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).

Dangling Destroyer

ROFLMAO.

Remember, it's ok to name your penis but it's not ok to name the fella's penis next to you at the urinal.

https://youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34

Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?

Paul Smith is about to go on a journey of self discovery

Purple Punch??

Poor Quentin Tarantino

Pleasure Killer

fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I'm satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).

Giant injector. False advertising tbh

For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.

Amusingly, my wife's maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she's Love Pole. Of course I'm not going to tell her either of these names.