Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)
I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.
OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better
Pleasure Killer
nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name
There will be another one of these asking for the third letter or something soon.
Man Injector....
Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...
Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.
nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason
Some funny ones there.
Like Bear Killer.
Or Fun Destroyer.
I like Ugly Schlong
I wish I got Monster Meat 🤣
I keep wondering... Just what happened with that bear? How did you kill a bear with your... Bear killer.
Power Steak.🎉🎉🎉
Holy shit, that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
i'm not using my name, i'm just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i've ever heard.
Skin Killer. If your partner's still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn't be.
Monster Meat, excellent
Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.
Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO
SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT
They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.
Moon Moon ... oh no wait, wrong thread.
Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎
Giant Salami
Eh, could be worse.
Danny DeVito would say, "Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector" (since Fun Tool doesn't sound as silly)
Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!
Giant Sword. Not very original.
Better than dangling sword. Trust me.
Monster Stick
Your mom's gag
What a coincidence; Dangling Killer is also my serial killer alias.
Man meat. Very generic.
Girthy Beef
Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎
Purple Machine
Peter Parker's penis is called Pussy Beef
Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.
Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.
Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).
Dangling Destroyer
ROFLMAO.
Remember, it's ok to name your penis but it's not ok to name the fella's penis next to you at the urinal.
Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?
Paul Smith is about to go on a journey of self discovery
Purple Punch??
Poor Quentin Tarantino
Pleasure Killer
fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I'm satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).
Giant injector. False advertising tbh
For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.
Amusingly, my wife's maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she's Love Pole. Of course I'm not going to tell her either of these names.
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