You sound like a strong, sexy and intelligent man who is laser focused on making your house great again.
He's building a new ballroom!
Well I mean, right now he's just demo'd the basement, and says he'll get the contractors to do a structural assessment next weekend, so I'm sure he knows what he's doing, can't wait for the aquarium dance floor to go in!
He did get permits before demoing tho, right?
He got the seal of approval from me, if that's what you mean by permit!!
Did he get the permits? No. But did he check to make sure all the family heirlooms were out of the basement before starting demolition? Also no.
Donald’s more a man of action. Thinking isn’t his greatest strength. He might be the dumbest person in history to ever have this much control. It’s why so many Americans adore him. Instead of making them feel stupid, like most other human interactions, he makes them feel smart
An “advantage” of living under a mad king is that you can blame the consequences of your bad decisions on the king instead of taking responsibility and thinking for yourself.
When the rest of the world makes them feel bad, he makes them feel good.
and now the dog is dropping bombs in the cat box
The dog is eating the cat litter, getting sick, and making you pay thousands in vet bills.
But you’re WINNING!
Yeah, but did you say "Thank you" or at least "Praise to Allah"?
Republicans racing to post this in "explain the joke"
@grok what does this mean?
Not Elon's Bot here, it about Trump-Iran war.
It’s not a war, it’s just an excursion.
Won not just that exchange, but the entire ~~war~~ military operation.
I once told a lady i was dating something like that. I believe i said 'burn your village to the ground and salt the earth'
But we were both from san francisco so it kind of backfired.
Sometimes, you need to not have Just One More Turn, and like, chill out a little bit.
Nailed it, king, fuck those bleeding heart libs. Owned ‘em for sure! God and his mysterious ways, n shit.
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