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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Canaii@lemmy.zip to c/fuckcars@lemmy.world

They illegally park wherever. Block sidewalks. Block bike lanes. Block Crosswalks. Double-park.

Imagine I opened a store selling…I don’t know…chairs. Then I put out chairs

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on 4 or 5 blocks all around my store!!

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[-] azimir@lemmy.ml 79 points 2 months ago

Another company who has a tow truck might be really happy to know how many of those cars are parked illegally. Find the scummiest one you can too.

Yeah, it's insane how entitled people get about using public spaces to store their private metal boxes just because the boxes have wheels.

[-] reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

It would be cool if they're was some kind of list of companies that are scummy 😂. I could see my recent bike rides being very therapeutic

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

There's a nearby stock exchange that keeps a list of scummy companies.

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago

Did you see the part where the tow truck was parked in the bike lane?

Who toes the toe truck?

[-] azimir@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

Oh, don't worry, someone's got a solution for you. Hopefully it'll cost even more than a normal tow.

[-] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

A competitor

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

An even scummier toe truck company

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[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 59 points 2 months ago

You can't talk about cars in NYC without talking about Robert Moses.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Moses

He was head of dozens of government offices and manipulated the entire tri-state area for decades.

He hated any form of mass transit. He made sure that the bridges on the Long Island Expressway were too low for buses.

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

FWIW I believe Queens Boulevard is one of the rare automotive cesspits of NYC that actually wasn't a Moses project. He did have a plan to make it even worse by turning it into an expressway, but never got around to it.

[-] COASTER1921@lemmy.ml 53 points 2 months ago

All of these vehicles can be reported for illegal parking on NYC311. It's a bit of a pain to do but from what I've heard they're acting on reports much faster than they used to lately.

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i would just key em, personally. well, guess you can always do both. in the big cities i'v been to car dealerships are tiered with practically all cars stored inside

outside...might as well be asking to get keyed

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

Only do one. If you report it and key the car, then they'll have a suspect.

[-] MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

Just start keying the shit out of these cars.

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 32 points 2 months ago

Oops, I accidentally left the grip off of the side of my handlebars.

[-] hex123456@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

This is the way

[-] LeapSecond@lemmy.zip 39 points 2 months ago

Have they actually parked on the bike lane? It'd be too bad if a handlebar accidentally scratched them. I used to work close to a dealership and they had taken the whole sidewalk around their building with cars. Someone parked a bicycle on that sidewalk once. They were asked to move it.

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago

Stem valves confiscated, sketchy towing company called.

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 35 points 2 months ago

This is a protest by those car dealerships against that bike lane. The bike lane is less than 10 years old and was hard-fought for by the de Blasio administration against the dealerships in this section of queens. After the lane went in the dealerships started parking their cars on the public sidewalks and encroaching into the bike lane as much as they could just to be assholes. The cops of course cannot be convinced to do jack shit about it.

[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Smash all the windows. I mean if enough people do it...

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

To be fair, thats more a bylaw officer problem than a cop problem, at least thats how it would work in my area.

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Parking enforcement used to be seperate from NYPD but was subsumed around the late 80s / early 90s. Some US cities still do it that way though, I live in Portland these days and parking enforcement here falls under the bureau of transportation.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

That merge point with the bike lane crossing the street has me sketched out. Merging vehicles trying to see past all the parked cars for oncoming traffic, bikes coming up parallel to cross, from behind traffic's blind spot. Tragedy just waiting to happen.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Holy shit that's bad. And I thought it was wasteful when some car-stores popped up close-by me in a mid-sized Finnish city, and what they built on was unused fields before. Still I can't understand how it's profitable to rent that much, surely people aren't buying cars that often. But I guess it has to be profitable, since we're in capitalism.

Just how is a mystery to me.

Also your bike-infra kinda sucks. I'm happy to see it exists, but... for your sake I'd hope it'd be improved. Like maybe set up lights for the bike crossing so you don't have to rely on people's good will not to get driven over.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

To be fair, the bike lane is better than 99.9999% of America's biking infrastructure, so... it's not get too picky here.

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[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

All of NYC is like this. Cops, MAGA trucks, dealerships, delivery trucks- fucking everyone parks on the sidewalk

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Sorry to hear that

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Another great example why bike lanes need to be separated and protected by structures

[-] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 14 points 2 months ago

Wild.

The city where I live employs private tow truck operators to remove cars illegally parked. They swoop in like vulchers and take cars away within minutes.

Hefty fine to get it back too.

[-] oh_@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

City could make some $$$ actually writing some tickets. Laws have no meaning without enforcement.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

laws have no meaning…

Pretty much describes the last decade + across the board.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Would sure be a shame if a pedestrian with a stroller or wagon walking down the sidewalk accidentally scratched the fuck out of them

[-] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 months ago

Should cut down a safety window breaker to be glued onto the knuckles of a bike glove and just.. roll down the street popping windows.

[-] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Put a key in your hand and extend it out in any direction. If the car is in the bike lane. Scratch the ever loving fuck out of the car. Problem solved. They’ll move the cars for sure.

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[-] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago

My hometown has a kenworth plant

Kenworth has a bad habit of putting huge parking lots for their truck everywhere they can, and then leaving them unattended for months on end.

Kenworth learned the hard way that they need to keep better control over where they leave their shit, otherwise people who have a reason to hate them (which is a lot of people around there) might fuck with their trucks and cause millions in damages.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

I have lost my balance trying to fit between cars on both sides like that a few times. A couple shoulder vs mirror matches were had and my summer bike has scraped off paint some of those times.

[-] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Queens is basically rich Manhattanites car garage. It sucks.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Oops I fell and broke a mirror off After a few missing mirrors they might reconsider.

[-] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Jfc, why does the bike lane cross the street like that? It looks super unsafe

[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

More like, why does the street cross the bike lane like that.

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[-] teft@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

Where i live there is a similar stretch of bike path. Ours however has car repair shops on one side of the path snd they use the other side for car fixing. I’ve almost been doored 3 times in that stretch and every day i dodge people who jump out from behind cars like they’re ninjas.

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

BIKE LANEEEE, YOURE IN THE BIKE LANE!!!

[-] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Just roll down with a can of spray paint

[-] trebor8201@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That could be a lot of flat tires and broken windows if any random person had the will to do it.

[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

If that were to happen here. You would be able to hear the entire city celebrating from the next town over as their entire budget for the next year will be covered entirely from parking tickets.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

That's just a residential Chicago neighborhood.

[-] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Normally I would say just ticket all those poorly-parked cars and raise a buttload of revenue for the city...but in the capitalist hellscape we find ourselves in the car dealership would just give a donation (or threaten to withhold one) from some elected official and the tickets would "magically" disappear.

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