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Marx failed to consider that Engels was a classic Sagittarius.
Better than me. I'd be single. Rather find some old man to cover my housing than be near astrology. Not really into woo woo bs, but whatever it's fun, but when it's taken as fact to someones being it's concerning and erodes any fee fees.
she might as well be my mom talking about Catholicism. white women love their astrology but it's as real as Jesus was.
Jesus was a real guy who probably said things to the effect of some of what we see in the Bible.
And the stars are real and pretty
I would so much rather be single for the rest of my life than ever entertain a conversation about magic again
And maybe I will be 
So how about that new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles commander deck
Eh the blantant corporate cash grabs have soiled the already heavily soiled children's card game ran by speculators... But that's why we're gonna proxyyyy :3 gotta ruin peoples nights with a landfall deck that runs warp world somehow someway
Hey now that's the kind of magic I can get behind
Actually a step in the right direction because there's a bunch of good lands in there, I like the trend toward making commander precons actually function on a fundamental level without having to buy expensive upgrades on the secondary market
Though I just proxy all lands and any slightly expensive card anyway
I haven't played since the 90's, and my kid's friends are conning her into trying the game. This can only end with a bunch of middle schoolers learning firsthand why Enduring Renewal was banned.
I have a vague recollection of hooking up with a girl years and years ago and she had tarot cards in her room so asked her to do a reading as a joke and all I remember about that day now was that it led to her crying and we did not have sex.
I no longer mess with the occult weirdness in some people.
Damn that sucks
You were counting on those Tarot cards to seal the deal, and instead they cock-blocked you. The Supernatural is a cruel wingman.
I find tarot more forgivable because for the people I know who use it, it's mostly just a way of randomizing symbols and then using whatever comes up as a jumping off point to reflect on their life. Astrology bothers me more because even the casual adherents seem to be boxing people into crude personality types and predetermining their relationships with other people based on star signs.
'Haha, damn that's crazy'
Watch LeninWalkstheEarth EPICALLY own his girlfriend with FACTS and LOGIC
Should have brought up how none of those eclipses were happening anywhere near the places those people were born. They were on the other side of the planet every single time.
This sounds straight from the Witcher lol
It's the Confluence of the Spheres and this is why there are monsters on the world
I thought it was because we're draining all the mako from the earth and it's attracting monsters from the moon, which is why Pete Hegseth was created in a lab from white materia supremacist Jenova cells
I really enjoyed that story, it was sad. The overall theme of centrism in those stories is silly as hell though.
Lmfaooo
She said that's a whataboutism.
Did she really say that or is this a badpost? Giving a counterexample isn't whataboutism, and it's legitimately a more unhealthy belief than astrology.
Whataboutism? What about deez nuts?
I never thought of it that way
Whataboutism? What about my 'tism?
whataboutism 
I wish I knew enough about Chinese astrology to infodump astrology fans with "On the Supremacy of the Astrology as Conceived of by the Heirs of Chinese Civilization and the Occidental's Abortive Attempts to Replicate the Sublime Beauty of said Astrology."
I wanna become an astromancer when I grow up
I wanna be an astrologian. Then I can heal the raid.
First Iran strike happened during retrograde, really makes you think
So was Epstein files transparency act fyi 🤔🤔🤔
Eclipse of the Deal
Dump her lol
hexbear.net/c/relationships
which Khamenei 
seriously though don't bully your girlfriend for having a lil heap of superstition. it's grim enough out here
Does she support US presidents ?
I am not getting it besides her being an idiot
1 of these people is not like the other two though. &I'm obviously concerned by your girlfriend's competence when it comes to basic matters of cause and effect, but also the political implications here. What was she even trying to say?
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