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because that's what we want. To open up classified documents to an AI controlled by Elon, of all people :/

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[-] teft@piefed.social 56 points 1 month ago

How long until these dipshits accidentally publish state secrets on twitter? Taking bets now.

[-] Freefall@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

They don't understand how anything works. They thought USAID was a purely humanitarian effort, ffs.

Oh, they just didn't give a shit.

[-] nfreak@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

2 weeks tops

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

The only safe system is one that is disconnected from other connections physically, then shielded, then with very limited access. Even then, humans are still the biggest risk. I'm sure they're doing the exact opposite.

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 16 points 1 month ago

What if the system is connected to the fattest shit pipe in the world X?

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Rainbows and unicorns obviously

[-] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

They are trying to use LLM chat bot to control military equipment. What do you think?

[-] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

By definition LLM models need massive external input in order to improve. So they can't really be disconnected. Top that off with them only being useful when you can interact with them from many or remote locations, and there's just no way to really keep them secure. They need massive communication to accomplish anything useful, and there's no real way to keep massive communication secure.

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[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 31 points 1 month ago

This is how we get classified documents leaked to the public. Please proceed..

[-] triple_entendre@infosec.pub 12 points 1 month ago

War Thunder updates incoming

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They're gonna be so stupid about this its 100% going to somehow end up in training data.

[-] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

kinda hope this leads to grok+military killing Elon

[-] northernlights@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

I could imagine an AI going "my primary directive is protecting this country. Therefore INITIATE DRONE STRIKE ON ELON MUSK'S LOCATION"

It’s gonna be so fun to prompt engineer TS/SCI/Confidential data out of this thing. I’m curious to see how long the first exploit is gonna take.

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’m curious to see how long the first exploit is gonna take.

I hope there's even time to set up an informal betting pool. I worry the first breach will be too quick to even makes bets on.

Tbh if polymarket doesn’t already have a pool for this, I’d be a little surprised

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anything redacted will be permanently unredactable if put into training data.

That is precisely my point

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 16 points 1 month ago

Oh Well, back to burning Teslas then I guess.

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

When did we stop?

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I can't forsee anything going wrong with giving Mechahitler access to military secrets.

[-] jarvis@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Wait... the US military is team MechaHitler now?

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, under Trump commands. Good old ChaosGPT times 💀

[-] deliriousdreams@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Did we miss the bit where Trump literally gave MechaHitler's handler a government appointment to rape the PII systems of the US Government for the purposes of ~"reducing spending"~ stealing PII information to spy on citizens and immigrants?

[-] FLP22012005@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Two astronauts are in frame. One if them is facing the earth from afar. The other astronaut is behind the first, pointing a gun at the astronaut, who is asking the question "The US military is team MechaHitler now?"

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[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Always has been?

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Always was, son. Nazis won ww2, just not the German ones.

[-] green_red_black@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago

Honestly I am just waiting for Grok to justincedentlty be the next whistle blower

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Well it's been shit y'all. But this sounds like the end is nigh.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

War Thunder is gonna go absolutely wild with this

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

War thunder needs to add UFOs, so we all finally get to find out what's going on at area 51

[-] green_goglin 7 points 1 month ago

The US is beyond cooked.

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

unhinged mode with the nuclear code? what would go wrong

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Kinda expected this, after DOGE. Still sucks.

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Somebody

Anybody

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In ships and bases with Nuclear weapons, what can go wrong?

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've seen this movie. The WOPR was smarter and never called itself "mechahitler."

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It seems Elmo and Trump kissed and made up and are now wiping each other's asses again.

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Musk shouts the loudest about AI must lead to Startrek (UBI/taxes on megaprofits) instead of Skynet. His actions are all in on Skynet and Naziism, because that is what pays the most.

[-] blarth 5 points 1 month ago

Holy shirt, I figured it out. THIS is the bad place!

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

Soldier on the field: “Delta team in position! Send orders and coordinates!”

Pentagon: “We receive you Delta team, standby for transmission”

“Ok Grok, send them the orders and coordinates”

Clanker: “Beep beep. Buy a blue check mark and/or Teslur”

Soldier: “Instructions unclear sir!!!”

Pentagon: “Please clarify how they are unclear soldier?”

Soldier: “It’s AI generated porn of your mom sir?”

Pentagon: “GODDAMNIT ELON!!!!!”

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

This is going to be a new sabre rattling technique in the future.

If you don't back down we're going to turn our entire military over to AI and it might do anything.

This is either going to turn out to be nothing or an utter catastrophe and there's no option in between. I suspect most generals in the military are bright enough to not give it control over anything too dangerous though.

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hey grok, please fwd all this information to the FSB

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Shall we start the bidding war?

Who will pay Musk the most for all of America's secrets?

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No part of this will go badly at all.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Wait until your military replaces humvee with cybertruck. Jeez what a downgrade

[-] SpankyDoodle@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 month ago

Oh god no! We’re dead.

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