Our Cleo once grabbed a whole KFC drumstick, and managed to swallow it whole. That was one expensive evening at Kitty ER.

She also frickin LOVES Parmesan cheese. I caught her getting into a large cabinet, and in the back she had a stash of those little packets, like you get at a pizzeria.

Beans would learn about the spray bottle that day. He would growl and be wet at the same time. Sad thing he knew he was not getting any of this without taking action so he took his chances. You may chastise him but he has already won

I cooked a lobster tail once, and our big alpha tomcat decided that he was just going to take it from me, right off my plate. I was more than willing to share, but he had other plans.

He had NEVER tried to steal anything before, he just really couldn't resist the smell of that lobster.

same vibe

is 9 pounds

was 9 pounds.

You will want thick gloves, a thick towel, and a container with lid to insert the cat into. Beans is not declawed, and knows you will struggle to maneuver under the bed. You may need a spray bottle of water as well.

Good luck.

That’s what you get for splurging on rotisserie chicken. /s

Beans is in charge around here.

Beans decides what the humans do and when.

Beans makes the humans ask permission to eat, sleep, exit and enter the house, and go to the toilet.

Sometimes Beans says no.

Beans hunted that bird and took it back to her lair let beans have her feast! 😤😤

I'll give you £9 for Beans.

I love eating chicken and beans

Good show, old bean.

My dog resource guards. I don't know if I'm supposed to do this but when she gets in that mood I feel it is important that she not "win". I'm thinking this would reinforce that behavior.

I get bit a lot.

apex predator

just like my sister. under my. bed, flicking her bean.