is 9 pounds

was 9 pounds.

You will want thick gloves, a thick towel, and a container with lid to insert the cat into. Beans is not declawed, and knows you will struggle to maneuver under the bed. You may need a spray bottle of water as well.

Good luck.

same vibe

Even the cats are splurging on rotiserie chickens in this economy?!

Our Cleo once grabbed a whole KFC drumstick, and managed to swallow it whole. That was one expensive evening at Kitty ER.

She also frickin LOVES Parmesan cheese. I caught her getting into a large cabinet, and in the back she had a stash of those little packets, like you get at a pizzeria.

Beans hunted that bird and took it back to her lair let beans have her feast! 😤😤

That poor greasy carpet...

Become ungovernable.

I cooked a lobster tail once, and our big alpha tomcat decided that he was just going to take it from me, right off my plate. I was more than willing to share, but he had other plans.

He had NEVER tried to steal anything before, he just really couldn't resist the smell of that lobster.

I'll give you £9 for Beans.

Nine pounds apparently is around 4kg, that's well within the normal weight range for a cat, why are you calling beans out for it?

Beans would learn about the spray bottle that day. He would growl and be wet at the same time. Sad thing he knew he was not getting any of this without taking action so he took his chances. You may chastise him but he has already won

I love eating chicken and beans

Hunt your own roitisserie chicken don't steal Beans' ya jerk! He found that one fair and square, ambushed it on the counter.

My dog resource guards. I don't know if I'm supposed to do this but when she gets in that mood I feel it is important that she not "win". I'm thinking this would reinforce that behavior.

I get bit a lot.

Looks like hes splurging on it.

Every single day I see something from a pet owner that reaffirms how happy I am to not have pets.

Good show, old bean.

get that money Beans

Nuh-uh. Caught that chicken fair and square

Beans is my spirit animal