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[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 37 points 9 hours ago

You will want thick gloves, a thick towel, and a container with lid to insert the cat into. Beans is not declawed, and knows you will struggle to maneuver under the bed. You may need a spray bottle of water as well.

Good luck.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

But claws are the fun part!

[-] Gnugit@aussie.zone 39 points 9 hours ago

Fuck it, I'm getting another chicken.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Beats getting another hand.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

declawed

I haven't yet had my fingertips snipped off either. Lovely euphemism for "mutilation of extremities".

[-] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

Me, looking up what declawing actually does: wtf that's not declawing, that's amputation!

Reading further: "can lead to behavioural issues" no shit, you don't say...

[-] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 0 points 8 hours ago

Do you just go around looking to be offended?

[-] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

In this instance I agree with his point though. I don't see you walking around without fingertips.

Fuck you. Clipping animals to make them more human friendly is atrocious.

[-] spacesatan@leminal.space 4 points 1 hour ago

Where did literally anybody support declawing cats.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 minutes ago

They answered yes while creating a reason to be offended for having to answer yes.

Can't make this shit up. Impotent rage is some people's identity.

[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

I take offense to that.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

No, I'm just a guy who doesn't hate cats.

[-] turdas@suppo.fi 16 points 7 hours ago

I take offense to that. I'm a guy who hates cats but still doesn't think they should be declawed.

Right on, brother!

this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2026
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