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It's like snort but change the "sn" for a "d". Hope that helps!
@Snort_Owl@hexbear.net this true?
Yeah. Its how you say snort but with a blocked nose. Ur a blocked nose
As in "dold fown the dort"
I always thought it’s dirt but said with an accent, a bit like ‘doit owl’
bort simpson's cousin
It's a guy from Baltimore using the Canadian slang for ciggies
What if a guy from Baltimore was Canadian
I'd personally be very upset.
Swedish dirt
Dört
fort_owl
dolt_owl
d'oh owl
A Dort is a Canadian professional basketball player for the Oklahoma City Thunder.
But what is a Luguentz?
they don't know about the dort lol
It's a name, much like Darclay and Darry.
Its not called DORT it's called SNAIL. Snail is a bio active, porus, living substrait. DORT is what you track into the house 😤😤😤😤
I don't know exactly, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with cooking 
Dort, a deer, a female deer
Dort, a drop of falling sun
It's like a dart, but made out of foam so it can't actually hurt anyone. You swap out your darts for dorts around 11pm or so, earlier if your mates are especially rowdy.
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