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[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 71 points 2 months ago

"America leads the world in Hitting Yourself in the Dick with A Hammer. China is afaid to smash their dicks with a hammer, why is that?"

jaby-vance

[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

Barely a joke. Incels are hitting their skulls with hammers to adjust their measurehead CRANOPHYSIOLOGY

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Good year to invest in hammers

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago
[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Yes. According to TikTok, this is supposed to help you get a more defined jawline.

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago
[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

as they say "Great minds want to smash their dicks with hammers"

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 71 points 2 months ago

If China isn't buying magic beans, that means the US gets more chances to visit the ogre kingdom in the sky once they grow.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

-Sen. John Fetterman (D-Tel Aviv)

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago

China leads in the fight against cancer. Is it time for the civilized world to embrace cancer?

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago

They’re literally doing this with fossil fuels

[-] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

Whenever I see someone doing something smart and successful, I make sure to do the opposite of that

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

G*d Bless America

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 21 points 2 months ago

"Naw see, China is dum and unsucessferatin, on account of them being the evil Communists. So we should always not do China thingers."

-- Average American

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago

Hey Mister Vance! I just heard Xi say that he really hates getting kicked in the nads! Sooo, y'know, maybe lean into that too catgirl-smug

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

But China is the #2 mining country (I think), even when producing bullshit you still have to outsource it to China.

[-] ComradePedro@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago

This couchfucker’s inability to say anything that’s not a lie is astounding

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

It's up there with Trump repeating that wind energy is a Chinese scam because China makes the windmills and sells them to other countries, but "doesn't use them themselves".

it-is-known

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

This despite the government ban in 2021. It seems like the government's fine with ignoring it at its current level.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

America is going all in on dumb cryptocurrencies which expose everything (including all of their fraud, lmao), and they don't like Monero. We should be asking ourselves, why is that? Why is our biggest adversary, Big Satan, such an opponent of Monero? If the US government is leaning away from Monero, then maybe we should be using it to fund redacted-1redacted-2, to buy redacted-1redacted-2, all while having it look just like redacted to them.

Bitcoin is an open ledger dependent on extremely heavy computation and a value store backed by nothing, two peak Capitalism brained things to have and put all of your money into. What if you could be one of those gold(futures)bugs, but with an even worse environmental impact? And telling the government exactly where and what your assets are? Generally connected directly to your real identity, and even your real ID? That's also a massive scam in favor of Trump and his friends? Sounds brilliant.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

You don’t like sucking dick? What are you, Chinese?

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Let him cook (his own testicles in a deep fryer to own the Chinese)

[-] PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I'm sick of things which are only valuable because people say they are.

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