That's Kid Rock now? What the fuck he turned into Jeff Foxworthy.
I've heard that Kid Rock's habits are "mandatory".
(If you get that, I'm very sorry.)
Kid Rock shows off his entire library alongside RFK Jr.
I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said "we'll just chip away at it".
I'm guessing this meeting went along those lines.
RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks "healthy" habits.
RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks "healthy" habits.
I'm calling in a welfare check on everyone who works for The Onion.
This timeline is post-satire. I wouldn't be surprised if The Onion considered closing shop lately
RFK looks like he forgot to take the last person's skin out of those clothes before he put them on.
Kid rock looks like -- well let's be real, that's the first book he's ever held.
Of course Kid Rock would mount a TV above the fireplace.
Sugar-free Jagerbombs
Drinking menstrual blood from underage girls.
My health tip is remove plastics from your kitchen as heating, cooling, flexing, even gentle abrasion puts microplastics all over the surfaces and your food.
Then get rid of all your clothing, sheets, etc that are made of plastic fibers (polyester, nylon, acrylic) as every time you move or wash them it geterates microplastics for you to inhale or otherwise consume and live amongst.
Surprising advantages include feeling a comfortable temperature as organic fibers are far better for regulating temperature and moisture, less skin irritation, infections and acne too.
Yeah I started doing this over a decade ago.
No plastic in your balls
Crystal meth causes a spike in heart rate, similar to doing cardio. He’s basically ready to do wind sprints at any time.
So I should tell my fitness watch I'm doing cardio before I light up? Move those heartbeats from 'stress' to 'healthy.'
Quality time with underage ladies?
children
his goddamn TV too high havin' ass
You don't know how high his couch is. That shit has its own ladder.
The real healthy habit is always in the comments.
Fake plants too.
That TV with dead rams on each side of it is what Kid Rock yells at when he is watching Fox and hears about bud light controversies.
sprinting with a reciprocating saw in one hand, a catalytic converter in the other.
How do so many rock stars look like they would fit outside an Alabama 7-eleven?
Justin Beiber, for instance. He looks like he got this suit at Goodwill
I didn't know Beiber was so tiny that he could get photographed next to a GPU like this.
Thx for the laugh 😄
Justin Beiber
Bei- sounds very different from Bie- but somehow this seems to be a typical struggle with German names in North America.
I wish he was called Biber. That would mean beaver.
What exactly is wrong with this suit, besides the fact that anyone is expected to wear one, ever?
Looks like it's an old pedophilic rock next to some melted cheese.
You might be a pedo if you hangout with RFKj
Well you definitely are a pedo if you hang out with kid rock soo
Edit: wait are you calling him Jeff Foxworthy? Lmao
Washing his hands after brushing his hair. Cleaning the top of his natty ice before chugging. Disposing of his scabs in a proper container. Bleaching his wifebeaters weekly. Flossing after every cigarette.
I bet they both got enough protein from each other...suck that protein buddy...harder B!!!!!
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