Pro tip: tack a brown paper bag up where the wasps make a nest. They'll think it's a hornets nest and fuck off.

You can also buy fake hornets nests to hang up, and they work really well. I put one up next to a rather large nest, and within 24h they were gone and had dismantled their nest completely

I've also heard that roach spray along where they build nests will deter them, but I dislike pesticides.

Your to large to be collected and put somewhere safe.

Their genitals aren't exposed like yours was.

I reject your reality and accept OP's reality - where these birds are alive and happily drunk. Sorry, but that's just the world we live in now.

From the Summary of the article you linked (emphasis mine):

A photo of waxwings, which became popular in the Polish Internet space, shows dead birds that died as a result of a collision with a bus shelter in Ukraine. Their arrangement indicates that they flew in a compact formation. Therefore, it is unlikely that the collision occurred as a result of coordination disorders after ingesting alcohol.

Do look up kererū thoigh, real birds that do this every summer in New Zealand x)

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/drunk-kereru-fall-from-trees/PLJ7VXPXRSRDVFENWEDBCHA4TU/

Wonderful behaviours survive evolution without natutal predators

Seems weird to brag about everything you own being covered in bird poop

They're pining for the Fjords

They are drunk, fermented fruit do have alcohol and it affect animals too ofc

Another comment posted a link claiming they're dead, so probably they do

1. in an urban environment, predators are usually more scarce than in rural environments, and the ones that do live in urban areas won't touch any prey animal if there's a human nearby.

2. there are people putting them in safe places, that may include safe from predators too.

3. A lot of predators are nocturnal (foxes, owls)

I mean....take away the bird part, and you have my teenage years to early 20s.

Don't let your dreams be dreams 🥴