I don't know. I hear they're pretty rich.

We eat the top 3 billionaires each year, redistribute their wealth, and watch them all climb over each other for the #4 spot

We eat the top 10 at least. Any less and the message won't be clear.

Brian Thompson only had a net worth of $43m when he died.

That is mere pocket change to the actual Billionaire class, where the three most wealthy individuals on this planet each extract $40m+ of interest on their net worth PER DAY.

Well first of all he's entirely innocent. So jot that down.

But if someone like Luigi had killed that CEO, that still wouldn't be the same as a billionaire.

We didn't eat him. I really think it's the cannibalism that sends the message.

that's the point, it can't be just one. has to be at least two or three.

After the first one they did get scared like you said. Even the health insurance companies got a bit scared and for a brief time they started "doing good". briefly. then they waited. no one else got whacked. so it was back to the "norm".

You gotta cull a few of them in order for things to change.

That one wasn't eaten.

Definitely Musk being a top contender for billionaire stew.

I'd make a joke about spit-roasting Peter Theil but I don't want him to sic Hulk Hogan on me.

Fortunately, Hulk is dead. But now I forgot the joke.

Billionaire Royale.

One enters the danger zone at X dollar. They make money with speculation and interest, so they have to donate / get rid of it before the countdown stops.

Floating wealth cap. The richest person in the country is responsible for everyone's health care. When their wealth is depleted to #2's level, #2 starts sharing the load.

Keep adding social programs until everyone is down to #1000's level.

And we get to learn about proper wood chipper safety!

"fall in line" here means redistribute their unearned wealth

Jest aside i have often considered a concept where the richest person in the world has half their wealth liquidated and distributed in equal share among the 25% poorest.

We then repeat this process again and again as needed.

Yeah, I usually chop my food before cooking. Did you think we were gonna just gnaw all the meat off their bones or smth?

I've long argued that billionaire flesh is vegan because there is a net negative of suffering when they're consumed.