Speed run strat: if you approach a toilet on the rear side you can no clip through the toilet seat and turbo shit directly into the municipal wastewater
The devs didn't put a proper collision mesh on toilets which is why sometimes your pee gets all over the floor
I shit in the sandbox
I'm telling ya, composting toilets will change your life.
I've watched enough homesteader YouTube vids ro know that a composting loo ain't for me
Don't knock it til you try it.
Benefits of a good composting toilet:
I live in an appt :/
(Thank you though, this is all informative and interesting stuff)
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Cool I used this trick to install Linux on your toilet
Poobuntu
Are you running toilet.p or bidetD? toilet.p is just too manual for me
Wtf it took a screenshot instead
Frantically swiping past hundreds of piss and shit photos on my phone to show my mom a funny meme
Oh it depends on your OS (operating shitstem)
It's stuck in a boot loop thanks a lot.
Poop loop
Instructions unclear and now there’s water all over the cat and the cat is not having it
A/B flush commodes are absolutely useless.
They leak by more often than a traditional gravity flush, the parts are more finicky, and often folks end up using the half flush multiple times, or use the half flush, realize it didn't evacuate the bowl, then use the full flush and negate any sort of water save.
If you have lots of poo to flush you use a pressure assist commode or a Sloan/Zurn valve. Bombs away.
how is this comment allowed here? we're trying to shitpost and this person here keeps flushing
Ass/Bowel
I won’t take this slander of a proud Australian invention. It’s pretty simple it’s half flush for piss and full flush for shit. Not rocket science.
I didn't say IM the one who can't operate one.
They leak, beyond people not knowing which one is which. Maybe they're prevalent wherever the hell Australia even is but wherever I am, they aren't. They're hard to find parts for because they don't sell. They're novelties here, and new commode flush with even better efficiency sorta negating the need for them.
They're the BetaMax of toilets.
you cant flush 1.5x your shit, instant bsod, dont do it.
Butt shit of dookie
I’m kinda spooked, watching a show and they said “pro tip” just as I was viewing this post
Was it the same pro tip? Because then it would've been extra spooky
Gotta blow on the flapper.
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo