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[-] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 264 points 2 weeks ago

And of course that error code just means "there was an issue with the store" WOW THANKS SO MUCH DETAIL TO GO OFF OF

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 115 points 2 weeks ago

Technically the numerical code still gives you a precise search key to find other people discussing the same issue.

... You know, as would be useful for a serious operating system where online support doesn't mean trawling the bowels of Reddit praying somebody's had the same issue and found a reproducible solution.

[-] cals11@programming.dev 97 points 2 weeks ago

Hello I'm a 12 year Microsoft MVP and Certified independent advisor here to help.

Please type "CMD" into the start menu then type "ckdsk /f /r"

If this solved your issue please click on "Accept as solution"!

[-] elvith@feddit.org 48 points 2 weeks ago

Unrealistic. Every repair on Windows starts with DISM.exe /Online /Cleanup-image /Restorehealth followed by sfc /scannow

...wait. no... That's the correct way. The MS MVP in the forum always mix it up and tell you to run them in reverse...

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The one time I used that official forum I did my due diligence and laid out what I ended up doing to solve my problem as well as responding to the other person with a similar one. I am not DenverCoder9.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

"Solved it, I will DM you the solution."

[-] knolord@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 weeks ago

This is the only part I despise of forum culture like MDL or the likes.

If you have a solution, or even better: if you have written software or a guide for this, please just publish it online.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 2 weeks ago

What I hate is when I find a solution for some old post but it's locked because "you should just make a new question" well FUCK YOU BECAUSE SEARCH ENGINES GO THERE AND I HAVE THE ANSWER AND I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE! BUT FUCK ME I GUESS 😭

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[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

I have copied down and manually typed out numbers like that many times when using windows. I'm not sure it ever once helped me in the slightest.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 21 points 2 weeks ago

Tends to be as helpful as those windows saying "We are looking for a solution to your problem online"

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[-] joshcodes@programming.dev 16 points 2 weeks ago

"Question: I am getting error with code 0xblahblahblah. How to fix?"

"Deleted response"

Reply 1: "Youre a life saver mate, thank you."

Reply 2: "I would kiss you if you were here"

Reply 3: "Absolute legend, this fix is so obvious, thank you for pointing it out!"

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[-] Thorry@feddit.org 26 points 2 weeks ago

And if you look up tech support on this, it's all unrelated nonsense tips. Even in the official sources it doesn't go much beyond turn it off/on, reset the settings, reinstall the app or reinstall the OS. While this might "solve" stuff, it doesn't fix the core issue and the issue might re-occur without a fix. Why go through all the trouble of wiping and reinstalling, if there is often a very focused and simple fix that truly solves the issue. But Microsoft has started making it harder for users to have ownership over their systems for years now. Keep your users dumb, then you can control them.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 155 points 2 weeks ago

Steps to reproduce

Open Terminal

Expected Behavior

It would be pretty nice, if the terminal would open

Source: https://github.com/microsoft/terminal/issues/19764

[-] chM5tZ8zMp@lemmy.sdf.org 71 points 2 weeks ago

For what it's worth, only one of my two systems is experiencing this issue.

The one with the issue is running windows 11, and the working system is running Linux.

Priceless.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

LMAO the next action taken after that comment:

microsoft locked and limited conversation to collaborators

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[-] grandma@sh.itjust.works 151 points 2 weeks ago

Its a work device so I'm signed in like a good little corporate peon, still they manage to fuck it up.

[-] mech@feddit.org 78 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Then your IT has blocked use of the terminal and store for your account.
Which makes sense for regular users to reduce the chance of fuck-ups and rise of a shadow IT.
This isn't a Microsoft issue (except for the slightly unspecific error message).

[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

God where do you people even come from? Coming out of the woodwork to free-associate about some incompetence of an imagined IT department when Microsoft fucks up this OS every other day and when Teams and Sheets Web (or whatever the M$ version of Google Sheets is called) and Windows 11 is the way it is.

[-] grandma@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Its possible the IT admin misconfigured, but blocking the terminal or the store would not make sense at this company since most employees need them on a daily basis.

[-] grandma@sh.itjust.works 75 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 2 weeks ago

Never! Couldn’t possibly be M$’s fault! It’s definitely somehow your IT department!

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[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 weeks ago

Beautiful bug report

Expected Behaviour:

It would be pretty nice, if the terminal would open

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[-] elvith@feddit.org 65 points 2 weeks ago

You see, the problem is, that you try to open the Terminal on Windows Home or Pro. Personal use doesn't include advanced features like Terminal access. Please upgrade to a Windows Enterprise License to continue to be able to use the Terminal.

Alternatively you may try using Copilot to run commands and change system settings in a text based environment.

^/s^

[-] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

At this point I'm not even sure this truly is sarcasm

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[-] tomiant@piefed.social 61 points 2 weeks ago

"Get help with this"

The real joke.

[-] b_van_b@programming.dev 21 points 2 weeks ago

I had a similar error with a different application. Clicking "Get help with this" just opened the Documents folder in Explorer.

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[-] E_coli42@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago

99% of people just use their OS as a browser frontend. They don't care about freedom, privacy, security, etc. They will just use whatever OS comes pre-installed. Thats why Linux's greatest success on the desktop/laptop market as been ChromeOS. Not because it's any better than Pop_OS!, Debian, etc. It's literally just that ChromeOS comes preinstalled.

[-] grandma@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that makes a lot of sense. Still, I've had so many "last straw" moments with Windows that would make me consider Linux even if I was not familiar with it at all. It baffles me that there are relatively few people who give it a shot.

I suppose a lot of people just don't want to or don't have time to learn something new.

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

I've hit my last straw moment today trying to remove the setting forcing my password to change on a laptop that I fucking own. Windows 11 has disabled pretty much all user management features of local accounts now unless you're signed into Microsoft and link your accounts.

Fucking bullshit.

I just need a spare weekend or two to make the swap now and throw wine on it for the games I play that refuse to run on Linux.

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[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 weeks ago

For anyone who's interested, Microsoft have provided an update that's about as helpful as you might have expected, right at the top of the Github issue where this has been reported.

! Note

What we Know

  • There is an issue impacting all store applications on Windows as of 2026-01-21.
  • There have been some reports that choosing to Repair the Terminal application has restored it to working order.

Source

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[-] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago

i was about to suggest using winget to reinstall it but then i realized that would require a functional terminal to accomplish, something i had taken for granted

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[-] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

It sucks. But I'm pretty sure there's some kind of bug going on in win 11 right now. I was even getting that earlier today when trying to open snipping tool after it was already open. I think they just borked some store check code somewhere.

[-] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago

I think they just borked some store check code somewhere.

The fact that this is even possible just demonstrates how broken Windows is fundamentally.

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

It’s probably all the vibe coding they do internally nowadays

[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Microsoft: “Let’s fire our QA teams. We’ll force our dev team to use AI in coding. Then we’ll have the public test it.”
Also Microsoft:

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[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago

The Microsoft Store is impressively bad. So many random errors that don't give any helpful information that are impossible to fix.

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[-] jeniferariza@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Moments like this are why people get frustrated—tools should get out of the way, not add extra hoops. Everyone’s setup works… until it suddenly doesn’t.

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 25 points 2 weeks ago

I recently tried to install librewolf onto a W11 machine from the windows store. It won’t even launch that. Not even an error or nothing just gone.

[-] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

don't use the windows store, when not required you can never know what else they package into your apps. google and amazon's android app stores do this, the latter is even open about adding tracking libs to apps

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[-] gustofwind@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Try sudo, that usually always works

[-] khanh@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 weeks ago

Always remember: Your OS should do nothing more than provide a GUI for you to access apps and run apps. Anything else is not necessary.

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

I'm guessing this is a misleading post? Probably a random app in the store that's called "terminal" that is broken and the actual windows command prompt is working fine.

[-] ShaunKL@startrek.website 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Can confirm this is an actual issue from Microsoft impacting lots of normal system apps that update via the Microsoft Store and/or Windows Update.

I’ve seen it mess up Notepad, Snipping Tool to name a few.

It’s pretty egregious that a bug like this can mess up utilities already installed on your computer.

Windows is really feeling like a single-player video game that requires an always on connection.

Source: I’m an IT professional who has been helping people with this since yesterday.

More source: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answers/questions/5729246/how-to-fix-error-code-0x803f8001

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

What's the actual fuck Microsoft

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