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[-] grandma@sh.itjust.works 151 points 3 weeks ago

Its a work device so I'm signed in like a good little corporate peon, still they manage to fuck it up.

[-] mech@feddit.org 78 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Then your IT has blocked use of the terminal and store for your account.
Which makes sense for regular users to reduce the chance of fuck-ups and rise of a shadow IT.
This isn't a Microsoft issue (except for the slightly unspecific error message).

[-] grandma@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Its possible the IT admin misconfigured, but blocking the terminal or the store would not make sense at this company since most employees need them on a daily basis.

[-] grandma@sh.itjust.works 75 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 3 weeks ago

Never! Couldn’t possibly be M$’s fault! It’s definitely somehow your IT department!

[-] msage@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, it is.

They should have used Linux.

/s

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 37 points 3 weeks ago

Beautiful bug report

Expected Behaviour:

It would be pretty nice, if the terminal would open

[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Not really. Today at work that error appeared to me. As a software developer of course I have access to terminal, I use it every day.

I just closed the message and opened the terminal again, and it worked.

This is Microsoft's fault, not any other's.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

What do you get when your search "terminal"? My home rig defaults to PowerShell, but I likely changed something years ago.

[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 10 points 3 weeks ago

In a previous company, they roled out their update every few months. Every time, it closed all the ports we need to actually work. Make ticket, wait until IT got around to it, tell people no connection means no work. Those were the days to update documentation.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Could be part of an ISMS framework for ISO 27001, too. Just went through the latest round of audits at my workplace, with SOC 2 and ISO 27001 being the most recent. Think I aged 15 years this time around.

[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

God where do you people even come from? Coming out of the woodwork to free-associate about some incompetence of an imagined IT department when Microsoft fucks up this OS every other day and when Teams and Sheets Web (or whatever the M$ version of Google Sheets is called) and Windows 11 is the way it is.

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