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i'm the skeleton with the funny voice who says "bone voyage!" to everyone who boards Charon's ferry

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middle school teacher

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I'm a fat little imp that laughs at the inmates of hells misfortune and gets into comedic hijinks by accident up until a bigger demon comes along and eats me

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

track and beelz athlete (the track is made of hot coals)

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Mostly work a precarious job for almost enough to get by comfortably while most everyone around you is doing just a little worse and you occasionally get little bits of hope about things getting better and they are taken away. Then the world gets worse.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This is it, we're in hell right now. Probably retail or food service, though getting electrocuted ever so often as part of my current is no fun.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

HexBear struggle session script writer.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I chew loudly next to the punished. For especially evil people I also pick my ears, bellybutton, and toes.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

i get to torture terfs, but the catch is that i dont actually do anything, the terfs just know i exist

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm the hyena-headed pigman who hoots and squeals and bangs axes on the bars of the entrance hall to set the tone for new arrivals

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'm the guy sat on the gates laughing and throwing things at the new arrivals.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Probably a file clerk, because to me hell looks more like Brazil (1985) than The Tower of Conviction.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

i already have a job there i mean just look at my pfp

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I'm the guy having a normal life through the impenetrable glass wall the other side of the acid pit.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Artisanal FIREBLU maker

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