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gf (looking over my shouldre without alerting me 🙄):
(hexbear.net)
It's also consonance, the repetition of consonants 
well but yes, well but of course, but we dont want to overwhelm her now, do we??? 
Show your gf this post and the comments exclusively so she can read this message: help your man get off this website and go do something spontaneous and fun tomorrow.
Also you log off too.
Smh Hexbear having struggle assemblies when they should be having snuggle assemblies 😔
CEO roommate: Say why don't you remove the part about not being condescending and add some laugh tracks and make me billions. I will give you a 5 dollars for it 
laugh track
Put an insulting sandwich board on her and throw fruit at her until she understands both alliteration and struggle sessions (practical experience is the best teacher). /joke
They are to be referred to as struggle assemblies from now on
Stalinist-Alliterativist
Thought I smelled pasta but this appears to be OC. Carry on
wasn't sure what this meant so i asked my gf (more attuned to the internet than i) what it meant (omitting choice details ofc) and she said she would "personally" take that as a "massive compliment." so, erm...many thanks?????
Mine can look all she wants and she won't understand anything, maybe a few words because she doesn't speak English MWAHAHAHAH!!
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2026
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