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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by PowerLurker@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

the “bearsite” again, C**l? (my real name) i really don't think that's a healthy environment for you. especially after the struggle...assembly? you told me about…

me: session. it's alliterative, you see.

gf: :/

me: i'm asking this literally without the intent of being condescending (nonviolent communication) - but do you need me to explain what "alliterative" means?

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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Show your gf this post and the comments exclusively so she can read this message: help your man get off this website and go do something spontaneous and fun tomorrow.

Also you log off too.

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