Coal is outdated, kids on the naughty list now get solar panels.

This is the happiest I've ever seen Xi

I would have loved to be in the room for the "The Chairman will NOT sit in his lap" conversation that led to that table

there's also something very surreal and Jim Henson about Santa's body

The North Pole will be getting an HSR line, and a secondary production location will open in Heilongjiang province, staffed by a team of elf engineers. The diplomatic deal also includes a formal recognition of the side of Christmas in the 'War on Christmas'. Beijing is referring to this deal as "The Red Agreement for Common Prosperity". Washington is expected to raise tariffs on commodities from the North Pole and add Santa to the state sponsors of terrorism in direct response. American states who still celebrate Christmas will have Federal funding cut.

Xi negotiates a reform on the naughty list, bad kids will now get gifts in stunning course correction.

Santa is avoiding tariffs and getting the best value for his spending by aligning with the BRICS+ trading block. A contingent of elves will be consultants for the development of 10 mega-factories.

Why is Santa doing a "too small" gesture to Xi in that last picture? Is Santa gonna dunk on Xi?

to find out who controls you, think about who you're not allowed to criticize

Santa formally hands Xi the Mandate of Heaven.

Elf general strike when?

That "BRICS girls" horny-coded antrhopomorphized-countries-as-thirst-traps comic, but one of them is Mrs. Claus