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This was in 2010 when Xi visited Finland as vice president.

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[-] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The North Pole will be getting an HSR line, and a secondary production location will open in Heilongjiang province, staffed by a team of elf engineers. The diplomatic deal also includes a formal recognition of the side of Christmas in the 'War on Christmas'. Beijing is referring to this deal as "The Red Agreement for Common Prosperity". Washington is expected to raise tariffs on commodities from the North Pole and add Santa to the state sponsors of terrorism in direct response. American states who still celebrate Christmas will have Federal funding cut.

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