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I used to think human rights were unconditional, but then someone told me that Palestinians are actually homophobic, so as any rational person capable of critical thinking and nuanced thought would do, I abandoned all of my values and pivoted to support for apartheid.

They made an excellent point, namely that I should support the murder and displacement of homophobes, which is why I propose the following.

Every queer person in North America will come together and form a milita. I'll assume George Soros will pay for everything. For your first mission, you'll take over the state of Florida. I have it on good authority from Conservatives that the US military has gone woke, so I expect them to cooperate with you.

To any Floridians reading this, you have 24 hours to leave before you are crushed under the high heels of the Pink Army. You brought this on yourself by voting for Ron Desantis. Do not resist. Bigots deserve bombs. Anyone who is opposed to this is a homophobe who supports Hamas and is literally worse than Hitler.

QUEER PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES!

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[-] [email protected] 82 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Do they think the entirety of Iranian women, Chinese Uyghurs, or literally anyone else they want to “free” are secular liberals lol. These people want me to shake hands with Nazis in congress but get mad because I’m not okay with bombing random people because they might be homophonic?

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

yes liberals are always surprised when people aren't secular liberals as they are just used to expecting it from everyone

as socialists we are used to the idea of our opinions being controversial, so are fascists. Liberalism is the ruling ideology and liberals are just used to everyone agreeing with them

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Oh, but you see, the thing about them is that Iran and China are America's enemies, so that's different.

[-] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago

Israel aren't just killing the straight Palestinians.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

Erm, actually, the IDF has gaydar and uses it to keep queer people safe. I heard it from Biden himself, so it's true!

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

The magestic equality of indiscriminant bombing

liberalism

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

The IDF issues warnings that if any gay people are in they area, they can be spared if they defect for the purposes of being in propaganda photo shoots.

[-] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago

did you know its very queer positive to drop white phosphorus on LGBT people?

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

I also learned recently that if a country's government doesn't explicitly support LGBTQ rights that means all the people in that country also don't support it. No country ever changes over time and nobody anywhere is struggling for liberation. This means we don't need to support their struggle because they aren't struggling! flowey-smug

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Also we forget that in England in the 1970s women were expected to wear headscarfs outside. These are very recent changes in our society. Like how Hong Kong spent a total of 6 months as a democracy before being handed over to China

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Reminds me of the start of Ukraine, when NAFO losers were touting the based trans troops of the US against the evil homophobic russians, only thing I could think of was 'how the fuck do you think trans people are generally treated here?? Have you read anything about terf island, your based NATO ally??'

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Famously pro-LGBT country, Ukraine.

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

The joys of homonationalism - unfortunate name tbh - a cornerstone of western supremacist liberals and fascists since at least Pim Fortuyn's electoral campaign in the 2002 Dutch elections.

Also TIL he was one of those new left clowns that became a renegade in the late 80s.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

A lot of the people that hold these positions are also the people that write articles along the lines of

"I met with gay rights activists in country-where-being-gay-has-the-death-penalty to show how little I a London based journalist fear reprisals here are their names and addresses"

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

If these people get attacked, the journalist views it as a q.e.d. of what they just wrote and it just further legitimizes "and here's why we must intervene"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

also it's evidence that they personally are brave and important

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Just straight people using us as a mask and not us asserting ourselves over everyone else once and for all? 1985

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

Marx didn't write about the gays. smuglord

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Poland right now

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

For your first mission, you'll take over the state of Florida. I have it on good authority from Conservatives that the US military has gone woke, so I expect them to cooperate with you.

To any Floridians reading this, you have 24 hours to leave before you are crushed under the high heels of the Pink Army. You brought this on yourself by voting for Ron Desantis.

sicko-wistful

I honestly can’t think of a country whose army I wouldn’t support invading and occupying this cursed place. Cuba would be the ideal choice, but I’d even greet ukkk troops as liberators. Please someone my people yearn for freedom.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I was going to say Israel invading Florida but then I imagined the IDF fighting against American nazis and thought let-them-fight

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

At least :ukkk: would mean burning the White House again

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

I'm sure if we tell them that gay people are why we killed their family it will help with the homophobia

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

I used to think human rights were unconditional, but then someone told me that Palestinians are actually homophobic, so as any rational person capable of critical thinking and nuanced thought would do, I abandoned all of my values and pivoted to support for apartheid.

"acktchyually gays are racist so homophobia is good"

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Intersectional bombings

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Naturally, they'll also be dropping bombs on the homes of anyone who writes/hosts for The Daily Wire.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

*glitter bombs.

They're just regular bombs, but there's some glitter mixed in with the ordnance, too.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

White phosphorus is pretty glittery I hear

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

They would look ravishing in a red sequin dress

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I love “ravish-me red”

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

Don't tell any of those people who claim Isn'trael is a queer-friendly place how Mossad regularly blackmails LGBTQ peoplem

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

It's very interesting the people who have spent the past year demonizing Trans people suddenly declare themselves an athourity on what queer people can and can't protest

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

They're so focused on being racist islamophobes that they've forgotten how to to be queerphobes. Remember last month when they thought us queers could turn kids gay with library books? Yet they haven't considered the possibility of harnessing that power against Hamas.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

you are crushed under the high heels of the Pink Army.

This is Sensible Flats Brigade erasure, you know.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

no-choice We must abandon Palestinian liberation

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

This line does a lot of lifting for libs. I guess they think "western nations" have special bombs that only explode homophobes or something.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

For your first mission, you'll take over the state of Florida

I'm out.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago
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