Don't joke about that stuff. There's literally people who live in America right now. Send thoughts and prayers.
The worst part is that if they die in america, they die in real life!
That's ridiculous. I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence and a superiority complex.
You'd think so but no, they say it's because the place is cursed, something about it being built on an indian burial ground or something
*Including burying those first Americans first.
I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence
Ugh, I think my fever dream is bugged.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Don’t be daft. When an American dies their body is rearranged in the physical matrix and their consciousness is respawned elsewhere in the digital matrix. How else do you think that country keeps spawning so many new slaves to their machine?
Yeah. Thoughts and prayers will surely help a lot. Food is going to magically appear on their tables.
You vote idiot politicians and you get idiotic political choices. Now, that's a surprise.
well if only we could turn water into wine (and a snek into a loaf of bread or some shit?)
I'd prefer a wheat beer, tbh, but a good red wine is ok.
turn bushels into barrels then, fine by me.
Haha i made this comment last week
I've been saying this for like a year. don't be stealing my only good joke!
Our joke, comrade
“If you don’t finish your vegetables, it going to send you to school in FLORIDA!”
Alligator Alcatraz?
Nah, just regular Florida.
Holy shit this was incredible lol
Is this screenshot from a US tv show?
Stockphoto
Never seen it. Is it good? Where is it streaming?
It's pretty mediocre. It's on Getty.
It definitely has a Hallmark or Tyler Perry look.
Seeing this meme will still not be enough to get people riled up enough to take to the streets
Honestly, pretty glad a single mid meme isn't enough to get people into the streets. Would kinda cheapen the whole movement if that was the impetus.
According to Save the Children International, in 2023 about 17.6 million children were “born into hunger” in countries where at least 25 % of the population is undernourished. The top 10 countries in that group included (in roughly that order): Democratic Republic of the Congo (DR Congo), Uganda, Madagascar, Afghanistan, Kenya, Somalia, Mozambique, Yemen, Chad and Zambia.
A new challenger for this sad top 10 has appeared.
someone got butthurt
A family that's all one race? I haven't seen this since the 90s.
Visit the South. Or actually, don't.
Hear they have good food tho.
Do you mean ethnicity? The race is human.
1 From dictionary: A person's race is primarily a social construct defined by self-identification with one or more social groups, based on perceived physical characteristics like skin color...
It's a joke, not a huge dick.....try not to take it so hard.
Penis.
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