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[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 65 points 3 months ago

The worst part is that if they die in america, they die in real life!

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 3 months ago

That's ridiculous. I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence and a superiority complex.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

You'd think so but no, they say it's because the place is cursed, something about it being built on an indian burial ground or something

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago

*Including burying those first Americans first.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence

Ugh, I think my fever dream is bugged.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 3 months ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[-] AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Don’t be daft. When an American dies their body is rearranged in the physical matrix and their consciousness is respawned elsewhere in the digital matrix. How else do you think that country keeps spawning so many new slaves to their machine?

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