Maybe it's time to see Eurovision for what it really is. I think Americans are starting to see what the Nobel Peace Prize is all about as well.

It has a very "I'm not a serial killer" introduction vibe.

This story is getting fishyer by the minute. First Trump wants files released, then House overwhelmingly votes to release it, than Senate votes unanimously to release it....

Dear leftist in San Francisco, you have a good option. Saikat Chakrabarti. Don't let the nation down. If the people that made Trump, Gulliani, Bloomberg, & Cuomo can deliver, so can you.

And after the video initially leaked, the citizens of Israel went on a Right-to-Rape riot and broke into the military prisons to support the ones who were shoving metal rods into prisoners assholes.

Anti-semitism comes for the best of us. Before you know it, you too will have sympathy for kids with missing limbs. You gotta be careful out there.

Don't joke about that stuff. There's literally people who live in America right now. Send thoughts and prayers.

CBP is actually even worse than ICE. They're a lot more militarized. That Chicago apartment building that was raided with an Apache helicopter, with little kids being put into handcuffs, that was actually CBP.

They finally investigated themselves, and found the only person who did something wrong, reporting a gang rape.

American health care is the best. Not only did it create Spiderman, but also Breaking Bad.

Why does Kash always look like he just figured out his entire life is a lie, and that even his own wife is an Israeli spy?

Not only that, but we also support most dictatorships around the world, we fund genocide, overthrow democratically elected governments, and assassinate people like Lincoln, JFK, & MLK.