Football feilds and 9/11s. The only ways to measure things

You know, New York's only like 5% of the US population. So New York's 9/11 is like 20 US 9/11s.

Israel's 9/11 is 75% of one New York 9/11.

Really makes you think.

Holy fuck he's actually dying trying to just stand there and read the teleprompter. I haven't seen many Joe clips lately, has he been this bad? I guess they couldn't keep him in hiding forever

that's as many as 30 bushes

They can't possibly put him up as a candidate for the next elections, can they ? I mean, he looks at the end of his rope. Like, he's unwell and it shows. At one point in this video he seemed to be pitching towards the sides like a boat and I half expected him to fall down or fall asleep.

I forgot that life is less valuable the more people there are in your nation state

Also now do Gaza

Americans would use anything before metric.

it's like watching someone's granddad pretend to be the president

something something usian measurements

"Hey Gen Alpha, there was a unique and very special tragic event that happened before you were born and it's been used as casus belli for pretty much every bad thing your country's done internationally ever since.

Now you should care fifteen times as much because an ancient creepy man said so. Why don't you care? Why does multiplying zero by fifteen still mean zero? IT MUST BE THE COMMUNISTS!"

By that does he mean "an entirely understandable and measured response to decades of unwelcome military presence"?

Genocide Joe in Creative Accounting

You wouldn't even need two guys in Vatican city. You don't even need one.

0.0053612631578945 people dying in Vatican City would be one 9/11.

That's like a sneeze.

my message to any state or any other hostile actor thinking about attacking israel remains the same as it was a week ago: Don't. Don't. Don't.

Inspiring words from the sundowner-in-chief

Weekend at Biden's shit going on here

Genocide Joe strikes again

this is a joke from team america 20 years ago jesus

Jetlag Joe is just a very sleepi

Israel deserved fifteen 9/11s

Kaio ken times fifteen!

i burnt my asparagus in the air fryer earlier tonight that was like three 9/11s at least

The story this codger is pushing makes me think of DBZ escalation:

"Yeah, the Taliban had a big powerlevel, they could pull off a whole 9/11, but we beat them ~~lol~~ and now we need to beat Hamas, who are powerful enough to pull off an attack 15 times greater! Pretty soon, we'll need to be fighting the ultimate terrorist organization, the Sissy Pee, who are so powerful that with their Wuhan Flu they have done like a million 9/11s without a single gun involved!"

How tf did he manage to have the worst possible centrist take on this?

Measuring things in horsepower

Measuring things in 9/11s