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Man I wish the McDonald’s goth baddie would degrade me.
Goth Baddie: Let me guess. 20 McNuggets again?
going out of my way to be as disrespectful as possible so she spits in my food
Goth baddie: flips you off for no particular reason
I have a cashapp and can dress up to degrade you in a McDonald's hat.
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Veggie burger is the issue there. You always get extra wait with veggie options unfortunately.
Can confirm. Sometimes I'll order one, only for them to go check and come back to say "Oh, I guess we don't actually have any."
I'm gluten free due to allergy and the amount of times they say "oh we don't have the gluten free option" is staggering. I mean I know I should eat at home 99% of the time, but I wanna go out sometimes...
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Its kinda crazy because in reality its by far the cheapest, but lobbyist groups have pushed so fucking hard for meat that often meat options are cheaper, due to insane inertia and gargantuan subsidies.
Its not even limited to one country.
Looks like she's flirting
Meet cute?
No, he’s vegetarian
I fail to understand the humour here.
Is there some context required?
Have you ever waited in line for an order, with a ticket, and it seemed like you got skipped? I assume that was a coincidence, and probably your order just took a little longer, or the ticket numbers aren't in order anyway. This comic jokes that it's intentional to spite you.
And it happens in a particular high frequency to people that ask for unpopular items, like the veggie burger there.
Or the people that ask for unsalted fries so they’re fresh. The people know exactly why you ask, sometimes they get upset with the extra work so they let them cool off anyways.
Which is one of many reasons why I won’t go for fast food anymore.
I’m on a low sodium diet, and have been all of my life because high blood pressure runs in the family. (I started blood pressure meds at 17 despite being an athlete with a great diet)
I used to swing by after work 2 days a week and get fries on my way home, a treat after the 12 hour days (2 days a week were 12 hrs due to how the workflow had to be).
Eventually they started being cold, and like.. they aren’t any good cold.. haven’t bought fast food in decades as a result, even as a treat, or when on a road trip. If my health is such a problem that you’ll punish me for asking for what I need in order to spend my money with you, you aren’t getting my money ever again.
I get it, they aren’t paid enough to give a fuck and do “extra” work, and I don’t blame the workers. That’s why I didn’t complain about cold food to management, I just stopped spending money there.
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I want everybody to know that in fast food you are not entitled to a place in line. If you are not physically stuck in the drive-thru line then there's no real reason to get your food out in exact order. You get your food when it is the most convenient to push out as fast as possible. Sometimes that means somebody ordered before you ordered a way easier meal gets their food first.
Yes, in "fast food", neither word implies adherence to anything resembling its definition.
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Since I know you're asking
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Hey look, it's my favorite font!
You can really tell by the V in "Veggie Burger".
I've never had strong opinions on fonts, but I do like the way this one looks now that you mention it.
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So basically a goth version of Max when she sees hipsters
He kinda had it coming.
Who orders fries with a side of ranch?
Like everyone in the Midwest US? Ranch goes on everything there.
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Why would you order diet coke when there’s classic Cock
Wat bout BEPIS tho?
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She's hitting on you.
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It's true, any time you have been slightly inconvenienced in life it was not mere coincidence but rather the targeted action of malicious wage workers against you specifically because they're definitely that invested in your life.
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I thought for a bit too long there, that he had ordered a liter of fries...
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Costco, whole pizzaa take 20 minutes or so, I order then go shopping
COSTCO: "Order 221"
me: "do you have 175, it's pi......."
COSTCO: "Order 221,222"
me: "do you have 17......."
COSTCO: "Order 222"
I'm not mad, they're super busy and desperately need to get orders off the counter, but they could at least circle back to me after 221 picked up their order.
I've started ordering a cookie now when i'm done shopping, they make eye contact with me to give me the cookie and I ask them for the pie(s)
The extra pickle takes time
I'll have a borger and a large cock
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