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[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 14 points 3 months ago

Like everyone in the Midwest US? Ranch goes on everything there.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

Once upon a time, I dismissed the adage for the region "Want your dick sucked? Dip it in ranch." as ridiculous... Then I spent some time there. It's not entirely inaccurate. 😶

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

The inferior version is basically just mayonnaise with herbs, so really it's just making your French fries more French.

[-] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

mayonaisse with herbs

Here in the states we pretend that's an aioli.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

Hence why all "ranch" not made with buttermilk is an abomination and damn dirty lie

[-] relativestranger@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

when i was in high school, back in the 1980s. mayo is what all the "cool" kids ordered with their fries. i was not. i just ate 'em plain.

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