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I knew hiring those Etsy witches to fight Jordan Peterson in the spirit realm would pay off.
While Allah is much too powerful, I'm about to level up on the astral plane and Peterson looks like just enough exp.
claims to be an aryan uberman
gets sick and nearly dies every 3 or so years
The Bolsonaro school of strong manning.
- promotes fad diets that are proven to be harmful for your health
- flies overseas to take experimental treatment for benzo addiction
- gets sick
This must be spiritual warfare!!!!!
The court eunuchs musing about what has befallen the lord. The doctor to the king is summoned, a special potion of lead and asbestos is concocted to keep away the witches who curse him.
Critical support to 
for getting to someone who is largely responsible for it being such a problem in the first place.
Because this definitely sounds like a covid aftermath. Which these ghouls could never admit to or get treatment for.
Or maybe its the prolonged consumption of just meat and lack of the scary SeED OiLs!
No, no. It's demons. Someone summoned demons to attack him.
Chronic inflammatory response syndrome is a multisystem and multi-symptom illness that occurs when a person gets exposed to toxins such as mold spores.
Transphobes can't go a day without huffing their pet fungus.
follows pro-inflammatory diet, gets chronic inflammatory condition 
You should put him back on his all red meat diet or have that shady Russian clinic induce another coma. And please make sure that plenty of social workers know about these medical decisions that you, the mother of a newborn that keeps turning blue "for no reason", are making.
Maybe her newborn is from Pandora like those lil Avatar fellas ? Ever thought of that
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this man needs more beef
but it's beef instead of a pill
beefpilled benzocel
Striploin van der clonazepam
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Has he tried cleaning his room and making his bed?
The "vaxxed?" guy in the replies is kinda funny, though he's probably being serious
Oh what a shocker the moron eats an all meat diet and gets a chronic inflammatory disorder, who could have seen this coming except every dietician and and anyone who knows anything about human biology and nutrition?
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I feel really bad for the baby though
Yeah that kid hasnt done anything to deserve what is happening.
I have gotta get me some Etsy witches. 
there's a certain genius in catching some unknown sickness and then going to visit a newborn with heart issues
reality once again trumping any sort of retribution any of us could dream up
Etsy witches out here on a roll
hope the kid's ok 
that kid aint ok, they have pordan jeeterson for a grandfather and that weird woman for a mother...
gotta live to have a chance at improving
plus one of those problems seems to be solving itself
He should go into a voluntary coma until he feels better since it worked so well the last time
is it time to Mikhaila to try to kill her dad again already?
lmao die bozo
Spiritual attack....? I'm sorry did he pick a fight with a DnD class?
I'm sure this probably feels like he's been hit with a necrotic touch but it sounds like he's more of a necrotic touch, range: self kind of guy.
God's retribution for being evil
Jesus Christ and his followers won't wage spiritual warfare against your family if you become a godly communist, and stop eating meat.
godly communist
Uhhh haven't you heard???
This other guy is satanic. Take it from me, a guy named worm brand
My dad one day casually played a video sermon about "socialism" (also known as Marxism, cultural Marxism, and communism) that entirely misunderstood everything about Marxism in every way; but he kept harping on how Marx (apparently) had jokingly referred to himself as the devil one time in a letter.
how would MAGA react if Peterson died? 2 MAGA "heroes" in 2 months.. would people care more about this or less
Peterson is kinda washed. An older man dying of a health condition also wouldn't be nearly as spectacular as a 31-year-old guy getting assassinated on a college campus.
inb4 conspiracy theories on who made him eat all that red meat
Nah, they'd insist that someone made him eat a vegetable at some point in his life and that is what killed him.
If they can't find a way to blame it on the left they probably won't give a shit
A bunch of people I know have had health issues, therefor I am being attacked by literal demons fighting against me for following god. This follows and makes sense 
Do you think he shares a room with Bolsonaro
In prison? Inshallah
the baby almost dying twice makes me wonder if they've got some sort of munchausen by proxy situation going on in the family
Surprised she's not blaming his illness on the radical left antifa terrorists.
I think that's implied under "spiritual attack".
seems like low level chaos dragon magic beats putting all skill points in kermit the frog voice.
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