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[-] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago

I got bored one day. So, I put everything on a bagel… everything. All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, every breed of dog, every personal ad on Craigslist… sesame… poppy seed… salt. And it collapsed in on itself.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Did they put antimatter bagel on the everything bagel?!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

For those of us who get it that is one of best moments in movie history.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

And for those of us who don't? Need source please...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Everything Everywhere, all at Once

[-] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago

Learn Buddhism, specifically the concept of everything.

Here is a basic start. https://philosophiesoflife.org/buddhist-philosophy/

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Bro you did not just answer someone asking about comtext for a funny image from a meme by telling them to learn a whole-a*s philosophy

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

They asked and they received.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I was watching that movie with my wife and she fell asleep like 10 minutes in. She woke up over an hour later and was like "what the fuck is this movie about?"

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Sucked… into…

(sharp inhale)

a bagel.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

I don’t need all the purposes, I need just one. Get me the universe bagelling flour.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Bread Flour would be better, higher protein content.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I can just add protein by adding ground beef to my mixture.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I think you'll end up with a different Bacteria than yeast.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Extra flavor.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

My favorite part is how he seems angrily defiant about it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

That is literally funny. And I’m not talking about Rob Lowe Literally.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

He'd have to defeat the AI paperclip maker first

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

All hail the Bagel!!!

this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2025
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